Welcome to Hawkary!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,050
  • Children: 27.14% (285)
  • Elderly: 13.71% (144)

Racial Breakdown

  • 922 half-orc (87.8%)
  • 65 human (6.1%)
  • 42 half-elf (4%)
  • 11 gnome (1%)
  • 10 other (0.9%)


  • 3 Districts
  • 58 Businesses
  • 110 Specialists
  • 135 Residences

Summary [-]

Hawkary is a small town in the Britkan Region with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile small town is nominally populated (3,554/sq km), covers 0.30 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 618 meters.

Climate [-]

Hawkary has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally cool with minor variation. Precipitation is massive, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Hawkary sees a binary star overhead: Uul, a small orange star and Sik, an average white star. Hawkary also has a single moon: Elale, an average light blue moon. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: a massive supernova that has been around for generations and a massive nebula that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a reinforced marble fence that is 12 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.19 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Hawkary; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with irregular cobblestone streets in a fragmented parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, professional, and slums.

Government [-]

Hawkary is governed through an authoritarian government, where state authority is imposed onto many aspects of citizens' lives. The government as a whole is seen as slipshod. Officials in Hawkary are often seen as decent and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of Hawkary in the region is receding due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Hawkary is ruled by General Haaellthil Nightbreeze. The General has been in power for many years and is revered by the people. There is forceful opposition to the General and policies. The right to rule was granted by hereditary succession, and that power is maintained through spying and assassination.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being indentured servitude.

Crime [-]

Crime is unheard of. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.52% of the population (16 adults).

Military [-]

Hawkary has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 157 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 70 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 6 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and reinforced fence, Hawkary is properly fortified. Hawkary fighters are despised for their use of unique axes in battle. They are much maligned for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Hawkary is currently growing.

Resources [-]

Hawkary is known for the following resources:

  • A blessed cave inhabited by tame kangaroos that are avoided by gru. Somoeone said someone found a stash of gold hidden around somewhere.
  • An ancient shrine inhabited by wild quails that are frequented by locals.
  • A blessed castle inhabited by vampire bees that are hunted by kittens. Hurr said the locals speak of piles of penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.
  • A cursed cave inhabited by poisonous peacocks that are hunted by magic users. The locals speak of a chest containing silver in a dungeon.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Ilylanlleu's Helmet, a possessed helmet with the knack to disappear on its own. It mysteriously disappeared.
  • A long time ago, the townsfolk of Holy Coppermouth lived happily. Things were good, but one day a cyclops named Shudd Backbreaker took over the town. The townsfolk tried to stop the cyclops, but didn't get close. Along came Gozzer the troglodyte, who was a skilled storyteller. Gozzer had an idea to slay the cyclops by causing a distraction while others struck. When Gozzer faced the cyclops, Gozzer killed the cyclops.
  • In times gone by, a hag roamed the town. People say that the hag will ask for your help, then banish you if you are cruel.

Events [-]

Hawkary is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • feral cats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Trazoz Mokkiller.
  • A passing Monk is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Delvartars Kindshine.
  • Needed: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with valuable information. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Gkutet Metalhand.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Contact Chalentars Duskbough.
  • Wanted: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather owlbear beak due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact S'hoorssen seh Gheal.
  • Bored? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. Must be a quick learner. Contact Tul Coggleblast.
  • I'm looking for rare mephits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Baldor Thudanvil to learn more.
  • Chtu'ith has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Discretion required. Contact Jam Gilick.
  • Wanted: Looking for work? seed spitting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gwarigiyn Myrthstride for further details.
  • I'm looking for rare rust rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Durkon Bronzetoe for more information.
  • Wanted: Missing lucky stone. We suspect quazits are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Jo Dilill.

People [-]

The people in Hawkary hate outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Joes Caswell is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled doctor. She appears clumsy.
  • Davey Harall is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled cheesemaker. He appears deluded.
  • Ai Cogglesprocket is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled sage. She appears mopey.
  • Mugl Armsnapper The Brave is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked miller. He appears apologetic.
  • Danic Blacknson is a female human who is known in the city as being a renowned bucklemaker. She appears forbidding.
  • Danic Davidwood is a male human who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled watercarrier. He appears intimidating.
  • Joes Southord is a male human who is known in the city as being a skilled artist. He appears clumsy.
  • Dave Wiling is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled actor. He appears apologetic.
  • Larvarlleu Featherleaf is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre banker. He appears jesterly.
  • Don Bronson is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled prostitute. She appears fatalistic.
  • Aestthil Cyredgleam is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled outfitter. He appears quiet.
  • Bloshush Headcracker is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled pastrycook. He appears fashion concious.
  • Dav Petrer is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled tavern. She appears resentful.
  • Doney Andrestone is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled adventurer. He appears guilty.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Glimsh Backbreaker, a xenophobic female half-orc. She is a commoner who is finding work as a healer.
  • Filellava Heartstrike, a patronizing male half-elf. He is a fighter who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
  • Hewkey Gearfuel, a cautious female gnome. She is a paladin who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Tomina Wobbwink, a prejudiced female gnome. She is an expert who is seeing the city.
  • Dumagh Neckripper, a scattered male half-orc. He is a rogue who is delivering a message to a merchant.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Hawkary:

  • The Honest Paladin Shoppe [+]
  • The Deadly Cock Temple [+]
  • The Dancing Mug Inc. [+]
  • The Wild Widowers Inpirationsl Waters [+]
  • The Frosted Wench of All That Is Holy [+]
  • The Lecherous Pig Blowers [+]
  • The Stowaway Hammer Color Shop [+]
  • The Happy Tower Millers [+]
  • The Frosted Clowns of All That Is Holy [+]
  • The Slippery Monkey Cloth [+]
  • The Weary Cat Rugs [+]
  • The Sleeping Cesspit Inc. [+]
  • The Eastern Snake Shop [+]
  • The Raging Toad Arena [+]