Welcome to Craigfun Town!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 480
  • Children: 29.17% (140)
  • Elderly: 12.08% (58)

Racial Breakdown

  • 303 lizardfolk (63.1%)
  • 136 deep dwarf (28.3%)
  • 12 goblin (2.5%)
  • 9 bugbear (1.8%)
  • 8 other (1.6%)
  • 7 mindflayer (1.4%)
  • 5 ogre (1%)


  • 3 Districts
  • 16 Businesses
  • 21 Specialists
  • 61 Residences

Summary [-]

Craigfun Town is a hamlet in the Burkan Region with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate hamlet is sparsely populated (371/sq km), covers 1.29 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1281 meters.

Climate [-]

Craigfun Town has a Dry-Summer Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and dry summers with mild and wet winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally mild with moderate variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Craigfun Town sees a single star overhead: Nac, a massive yellow star. Craigfun Town also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny asteroid belt that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Craigfun Town; no roads are major. The city is lined with muddy cobblestone paths in a random mesh pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, wealthy, and civic.

Government [-]

Craigfun Town is governed through a communist government, where the state plans and controls the economy and a single party holds power. The government as a whole is seen as surprisingly skillful. Officials in Craigfun Town are often seen as fair and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Craigfun Town in the region is enduring due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Craigfun Town is ruled by Prime Minister Micke Sheman. The Prime Minister has been in power for several decades and is revered by the people. There is open opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by force, and that power is maintained through the tip of a sword.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a city watch, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 0.83% of the population (4 adults).

Military [-]

Craigfun Town has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 67 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 30 (6.25%). Of the active duty military, 2 (3.25%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and lack of defensible wall, Craigfun Town is tolerably fortified. Craigfun Town fighters are praised for their use of slings in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered badly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Craigfun Town is currently steadfast.

Resources [-]

Craigfun Town is known for the following resources:

  • Pigment deposits that are avoided by vampires. The locals speak of a chest containing platinum in a dungeon.
  • An ancient gazebo inhabited by defenseless cormorants that are feared by witches. The locals speak of a stash of kitten mittens hidden around somewhere.
  • An ancient mine inhabited by poisonous quails that are hunted by magic users. Somoeone said someone found bags of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Many years ago, an old man wandered the woods. Commoners say that the old man will offer you sweets, then turn you into a mouse.
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, the constable of Durinron lived happily. Things were always nice, but one day Tudor Ogrewiser the demon destroyed a nearby village. The constable tried to kill Tudor Ogrewiser, but were caught. Along came a resentful lycanthrope named Jamey Ferer, who was an expert bowman. Jamey had an idea to slay the demon by using magic to banish it. When Jamey Ferer faced the demon, Jamey Ferer tricked Tudor Ogrewiser.
  • Legends tell of Hamtsy's Brooch, a unique brooch with the knack to summon angels. It was stolen from a locked vault.

Events [-]

Craigfun Town is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Required: Warrior seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Rugurm Brainrot for further details.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Malbardda Tighbrother.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? homuncului-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a secret. Contact Mub Brainhowl.
  • Wanted: Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Abaag Deepsmith.
  • Help Needed: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Doney Davidin if intrigued.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. Contact Rxadr Bigshredder to learn more.
  • Needed: Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tbok Darkdoom.

People [-]

The people in Craigfun Town love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Yerzor seh Yerssen is a female lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a decent herbalist. She appears spiteful.
  • Thzzrr is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled ropemaker. He appears idealistic.
  • Khalzor fe S'heral is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled navigator. He appears shifty.
  • Thorgin Hawkcask is a male deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a mocked armorer. He appears nervous.
  • Garag Wavegoblet is a male deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent ropemaker. He appears authoritarian.
  • Bloril is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted leatherworker. He appears fatalistic.
  • S'hoorzor heh Khalssen is a male lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a skilled ostler. He appears grieving.
  • Waeide is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a gifted porter. She appears forbidding.
  • Snornir Platinumtower is a male deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled doctor. He appears gluttonous.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Brorim Bronzebelly, a jolly female dwarf. She is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
  • Micke Tramore, a deluded male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a peasant.
  • Tean, a boastful female oddball. She is a commoner who is on a mission for diplomacy.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Craigfun Town:

  • The Old Flask Fine Bows [+]
  • The Blind Road Shop [+]
  • The Dew Hen Force [+]
  • The Elven Ulcer Money Lenders [+]
  • The Merry Turkey Brewery [+]
  • The Empty Flask Tap House [+]
  • The Twisted Urchin Enchanters [+]
  • The Chicken Days Farms [+]
  • The Fat Cavern Inc. [+]