Welcome to Birmpool Crest!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 688
  • Children: 42.15% (290)
  • Elderly: 2.91% (20)

Racial Breakdown

  • 576 human (83.7%)
  • 60 halfling (8.7%)
  • 45 half-elf (6.5%)
  • 7 other (1%)


  • 4 Districts
  • 30 Businesses
  • 46 Specialists
  • 76 Residences

Summary [-]

Birmpool Crest is a village in the Nillnahanti County with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest village is lightly populated (1,182/sq km), covers 0.58 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 859 meters.

Climate [-]

Birmpool Crest has a Tropical Seasonal Forest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and seasonal torrential rains, and has rainy and dry seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally warm with little variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Birmpool Crest sees a single star overhead: Mek, an average red star. Birmpool Crest also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing pulsar that has been around for all eternity and an imposing galaxy that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a cracking stone enclosure that is 19 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.62 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 8 roads leading to Birmpool Crest; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with broken cobblestone streets in a random mesh pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, poor, shops, and trade.

Government [-]

Birmpool Crest is governed through a parliamentary government, where members are nominated to their positions by a parliament and can be dissolved by the parliament if it can no longer function. The government as a whole is seen as adequate. Officials in Birmpool Crest are often seen as crooked and the policies are feared. The political influence of Birmpool Crest in the region is wilting due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population stages ineffective protests.

Leader [-]

Birmpool Crest is ruled by Commander Gilldu Dawngan. The Commander has been in power for mere hours and is respected by the people. There is minor opposition to the Commander and policies. The right to rule was granted by constitution, and that power is maintained through spying and assassination.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a trade guild, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being execution.

Crime [-]

Crime is unheard of. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 1.16% of the population (8 adults).

Military [-]

Birmpool Crest has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 99 citizens (14.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 37 (5.5%). Of the active duty military, 4 (4.75%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and cracking enclosure, Birmpool Crest is moderately fortified. Birmpool Crest fighters are revered for their use of long spears in battle. They are hated for their frenzied fighting and are considered suitably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Birmpool Crest is currently uncertain.

Resources [-]

Birmpool Crest is known for the following resources:

  • Plentiful creepy fruit fields that are hunted by townspeople.
  • Unlimited carnivorous parrot companies that are visited frequently by townspeople. One might dig up piles of emeralds in a dungeon.
  • Vampire elephant parades that are visited frequently by locals. Gok Eaglefang said one might dig up a stash of diamonds buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Many years ago, a Boogyman stalked the streets. Commoners say that the Boogyman will ask a favor of you, then steal your soul.

Events [-]

Birmpool Crest is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Balgar Greenroad.
  • Missing bottle of wine. We suspect carniverous butterflies are the culprit. Will reward you with a land deed. Must be a quick learner. May include some hazards. Contact Dave Bartoridge.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with valuable information. Prior experience required. Contact Zhonarg Necksnapper The Red.
  • Kagburg Headsnapper has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jamey Staford.
  • Missing magic candle. We suspect imps are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Special attire required. Contact Voths for further details.
  • Help Wanted: Need a change of pace? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen painting. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Komd Rantcutter.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ilixtra.
  • wine tester wanted. Safety not guaranteed. Special attire required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact James Simoncombe.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Contact Ilyellanae Softsworn.

People [-]

The people in Birmpool Crest accept outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Gwaelllas Rootbow is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent banker. He appears homesick.
  • Jory Rosenewicz is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled interpreter. She appears xenophobic.
  • Amagold Skylock is an androgynous halfling who is known in the city as being a decent lumberjack. It appears impatient.
  • Dave Corling is a male human who is known in the world as being a decent trader. He appears chatty.
  • Po Orwanderer is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a decent physician. She appears idealistic.
  • Co Oldwax is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a skilled sheriff. She appears outlandish.
  • Deltai Feathermane is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled baker. He appears gluttonous.
  • Mick Kleinerley is an androgynous human who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled specialty smith. It appears unreliable.
  • Davic Simonman is a male human who is known in the city as being a mediocre potter. He appears nervous.
  • Elartinne Maernseeker is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a mocked beer seller. He appears quiet.
  • Pergrimne Kalliflower is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary cobbler. He appears lonely.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Zexn Cleavermurder, a chatty male hobgoblin. He is a fighter who is traveling with a circus.
  • Xodus Rockhowl, a fashion concious female hobgoblin. She is a fighter who is here to destroy a misconception.
  • Carlita Triggerbolt, an accusatory female gnome. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
  • Skabin Ivoryfist, a jesterly female dwarf. She is a wizard who is on a mission from the gods.
  • Ghak Rocktooth, a contrarian female ogre. She is a cleric who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
  • Tbet Ghosttmurder, a smug male goblin. He is a rogue who is traveling with a circus.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Birmpool Crest:

  • The Stinky Hen House of Colors [+]
  • The Thirsty Maiden Temple [+]
  • The Flaming Three Inc. [+]
  • The Twin Dwarves Shop [+]
  • The Dancing Crate Inc. [+]
  • The Black Axehandle Inc. [+]
  • The Mended Kraken Coop Hoop [+]
  • The Drowned Pot Jewelers [+]
  • The Shining Crate Saw Mill [+]
  • The Violet Bucket Farm [+]
  • The Crippled Monk Inc. [+]