Welcome to Farmdew!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 144
  • Children: 10.42% (15)
  • Elderly: 25.00% (36)

Racial Breakdown

  • 112 human (77.7%)
  • 31 half-orc (21.5%)
  • 1 other (0.6%)


  • 3 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 18 Residences

Summary [-]

Farmdew is a hamlet in the Conakan Domain with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is lightly populated (651/sq km), covers 0.22 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 529 meters.

Climate [-]

Farmdew has a Dry-Winter Continental climate, which is characterized by warm to cool summers and cold winters, dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally unbearably cold with moderate variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Farmdew sees a single star overhead: Melub, a massive white star. Farmdew also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing asteroid belt that has been around for generations and an imposing nearby planet that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Farmdew; no roads are major. The city is lined with broken cobblestone streets in a ray pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: poor, racial, and professional.

Government [-]

Farmdew is governed through a theocracy, where a deity is recognized as the supreme civil ruler, but the deity's laws are interpreted by ecclesiastical authorities. The government as a whole is seen as magnificently organized. Officials in Farmdew are often seen as decent and the policies are honored. The political influence of Farmdew in the region is enduring due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population squabbles amongst themselves.

Leader [-]

Farmdew is ruled by Chancellor Daves Greenston. The Chancellor has been in power for several years and is praised by the people. There is secret opposition to the Chancellor and policies. The right to rule was granted by election, and that power is maintained through sheer willpower.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a mobsters, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being execution.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.69% of the population (1 adult).

Military [-]

Farmdew has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 20 citizens (14.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 9 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 0 (3.25%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and lack of defensible wall, Farmdew is suitably fortified. Farmdew fighters are revered for their use of ranseurs in battle. They are hated for their rigid formations and are considered tolerably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Farmdew is currently weak.

Resources [-]

Farmdew is known for the following resources:

  • Magic vegetable fields that are hunted by witches. The locals speak of piles of diamonds buried near there.
  • A blessed shrine inhabited by defenseless quails that are feared by gru. Duduk Boarbranch said one might find bags of saphires buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In days gone by, the villagers of Deedtow lived happily. Things were always nice, but one day an evil vampire named Khalal ahn Khalssen destroyed a nearby village. The villagers tried to kill Khalal ahn Khalssen, but were caught. Along came a egotistical dwarf named Grumdal Foesmelter, who was an expert bowman. Grumdal had the thought to slay the vampire by killing the vampire while he slept. When Grumdal Foesmelter faced the vampire, Grumdal Foesmelter killed the vampire and rescued Deedtow.
  • In the days of yore, a spirit named Ghagg lingered in the field and was drawn towards thieves. People say that if you confront her, you will be stricken blind unless you return a lost possession.
  • In times past, a Boogyman lingered in the woods. Commoners say that the Boogyman will ask a favor of you, then imprison you.
  • In the olden days, an old man stalked the region. People say that the old man will offer you sweets, then carry you away.
  • In days gone by, a lich named S'heral haunted the swamps. Commoners say that if you caught her, you will never be seen again unless you complete a quest.

Events [-]

Farmdew is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I have imps in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Abaleniyn Spiritwater to learn more.
  • Dane Haran has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a secret. Contact Rbus Brainhost.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward available. Contact Mickey Blackon for more information.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a secret. Contact Shaman Mhor Mokkiller for more information.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Special attire required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Serula Spiritbreaker to learn more.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will owe you a huge favor. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Bot.
  • Help! Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will pay in gold. Contact Klasig Mokcracker.

People [-]

The people in Farmdew ignore outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Doney Dilord is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled bleacher. She appears violent.
  • Blabdarz Headnor is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent navigator. She appears guarded.
  • Krommu Armbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled handyman. She appears accusatory.
  • Don Antoncroft is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked cartwright. She appears resentful.
  • Done Chrishouse is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled roofer. He appears fatalistic.
  • Mickic Barster is a female human who is known in the region as being a gifted priest. She appears giddy.
  • Jory Robertidge is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre bowyer. He appears giddy.
  • Daves Gilridge is a male human who is known in the world as being a decent coach driver. He appears prejudiced.
  • Jamry Corrough is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent brewer. He appears idealistic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Tomwan Tinkercog, a skeptical female gnome. She is an expert who is seeing the city.
  • Danes Ferin, a spiteful male human. He is a cleric who is on a mission to collect a debt.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Farmdew:

  • The Wobbly Frog Lodge [+]
  • The Northern Wench Bags [+]
  • The Shining Knife Lumber Mill [+]
  • The Shining Crate Book Smith [+]
  • The Noisy Bunk Inc. [+]
  • The Crimson Urchin Inc. [+]
  • The Sterling Knife Studio [+]
  • The Dry Wine Shop [+]
  • The Elegant Horse Wares [+]