Welcome to Bondfun Vernon!

Bondfun Vernon is known for the following resources:

• Many bee hives that are frequented by children. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing iron maidens buried near there.
• Bat clouds that are feared by wenches. One might dig up a chest containing emeralds in a tomb nearby.
• An ancient gazebo inhabited by poisonous bees that are feared by wenches. One might find a chest containing small lyres buried near there.
• Carnivorous chinchilla colonies that are hunted by locals. Bea Greasefiz said somoeone said someone found a stash of penis sheathes in a dungeon.
• New cocoa bean fields that are feared by locals. The locals speak of a stash of small lyres hidden around somewhere.

• Bored? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Rxadr Gianthand.
• Needed: Bored? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Bordin Wavehall.
• Missing shovel. We suspect mephits are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Dubal Eaglefang for more details.
• Help! A passing Commoner is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. Contact Gaehiaiyn Wavestalker.
• Help Needed: Want to earn some quick coin? sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Halvariyn Keenmist.
• Someone stole my artifact. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Daap Oxroot.
• woodcutting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Harth if interested.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Discretion required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Tomtsy Thermoblast if intrigued.
• Looking for work? Seeking inter-planar messenger. May include some hazards. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Voths for further details.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jenlin Triggerblast.
• Required: I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! Must not smell. Will reward you with a land deed. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Gaenalanae Evenrunner.
• Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Daduk Oakbranch.
• Required: Need a change of pace? Missing golden skill. We suspect gremlins are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Contact Rxegd Wormhost.
• Help! Looking for work? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Must submit to background check. Contact Uhbdbub Neckcracker.
• A passing Wizard is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Haaellinne Aleafire.
• Help! Bored? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Hew Fusecog.
• Help Wanted: arm wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Dagru Mascloud for further details.
• Bounty for imps, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Yerssen heh Khalzor.
• Help! Want to earn some quick coin? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Special attire required. Will pay in gold. Contact Aesvarava Dirthshine for more details.

• S'herssen heh Khalzin is a male lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre scribe. He appears jaded.
• Waerr is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled apothecary. She appears outlandish.
• Alaelltars Winterspear is a female drow who is known in that part of town as being a skilled outfitter. She appears self-obsessed.
• Dobal Oxbranch is a male ogre who is known in the city as being a mediocre bookbinder. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Chalanaen Skyblade is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked specialty smith. She appears exhausted.
• Ghezor seh Khalzin is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a mediocre lawyer. He appears melancholy.
• Dubal Bearfang is a female ogre who is known in that part of town as being a decent professor. She appears attentive.
• Xainus Entrasinger is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a decent leatherworker. She appears mopey.
• Blopair is an androgynous mindflayer who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled undertaker. It appears accusatory.
• Aesellthil Wishmight is a male drow who is known in the region as being a renowned rugmaker. He appears lonely.
• Ghezin seh Yerzin is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled deputy. He appears quiet.
• S'heral seh Yerzor is a female lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled professor. She appears homesick.
• Chalaniyn Dewhelm is a male drow who is known in the region as being a renowned scribe. He appears insecure.
• Yerzor heh Ghessen is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a mediocre painter. He appears attentive.
• Bastha Windhoof is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a decent physician. He appears gambling.
• Grabd Neckbreaker is a female orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled tavern. She appears pious.
• S'hooral heh S'herssen is a female lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a mocked navigator. She appears violent.
• Dabal Boarnut is a male ogre who is known in the world as being a decent locksmith. He appears embittered.
• Illeninne Rilynnwatch is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled woodcarver. She appears deluded.
• Zuzgsh Bonekiller is a female orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled prostitute. She appears forbidding.
• S'herzor teh Khalal is a female lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent lumberjack. She appears jesterly.
• Jemgas Sumspire is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled barber. He appears mopey.
• Uk Eaglebranch is a female ogre who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent adventurer. She appears impatient.

• Bonvin Cogglefuel, a grieving female gnome. She is a commoner who is seeking dishonest work.
• Xrbok Metalbeast, a territorial female goblin. She is a sorcerer who is seeing the city.
• Aesrigiyn Ravenwaker, an embittered male drow. He is a commoner who is traveling with a circus.
• Abagan Foeroad, a nervous female dwarf. She is a barbarian who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Tam Headcrusher, a nosy male half-orc. He is a commoner who is seeing the city.
• Jo Andrefield, a spiteful male lycanthrope. He is a druid who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Bordal Lightningaxe, an authoritarian male half-dwarf. He is a sorcerer who is seeking thrills and adventure.
• Nip, a conspirational male kobold. He is a warrior who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
• Grimorin Deepmoor, an authoritarian female deep dwarf. She is a commoner who is doing something impossible.
• Ghriraz, an attentive female troglodyte. She is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Distra, a resentful female mindflayer. She is a rogue who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Brorun Lagranstrider, a quiet male minotaur. He is a rogue who is finding a missing sibling.

These establishments worthy of mention in Bondfun Vernon:

• The Dirty Flame City Guard [+] The Dirty Flame City Guard is a typical sized, cluttered-looking barrack. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, round windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an intimidated ogre named Posh Boartooth. The barrack is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear voices, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you smell sweat and beer. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Greyhound Bags [+] The Oiled Greyhound Bags is an average sized, dirty-looking pursemaker. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, a split wood storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nervous ogre named Dak Boarmane. The pursemaker is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the pursemaker. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Helix Studio [+] The Sterling Helix Studio is a large, crowded-looking sculpting house. The building faces north with a few windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a forbidding orc named Bamub Armbreaker. The sculpting house is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the sculpting house. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lecherous Frog Blowers [+] The Lecherous Frog Blowers is a huge, smelly-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces north with a stone storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a spiteful drow named Dararttars Leafmist. The glassmaker hut is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see panes of glass and mirrors, you hear a bellows pumping, and you smell a burning forge. There are 3 customers in the glassmaker hut. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Hall Mill [+] The Happy Hall Mill is a large, messy-looking mill. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, barred windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an exhausted drow named Aeshialleu Heartbough. The mill is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the mill. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Fumbling Lion Book Smith [+] The Fumbling Lion Book Smith is a huge, filthy-looking bookstore. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a lap board storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed lizardfolk named Khalssen seh Yerzin. The bookstore is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the bookstore. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Virgin Inc. [+] The Murdered Virgin Inc. is a normal sized, clean-looking tavern. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a nosy orc named Nozg Headcrusher. The tavern is known for minimal prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the tavern. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Pony Garbage Lot [+] The Yellow Pony Garbage Lot is a huge, dusty-looking junkyard. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and two windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidating lizardfolk named Khalal seh Khalssen. The junkyard is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the junkyard. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Stowaway Paladin House of Colors [+] The Stowaway Paladin House of Colors is a typical sized, neat-looking dyer. The building faces south with a brick storefront, three windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nervous lizardfolk named Khalal heh S'herzin. The dyer is known for very high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear a bubbling sound, you smell something fishy, and you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye. There are 5 customers in the dyer. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Snake Wainwright [+] The Leaping Snake Wainwright is a huge, dirty-looking cartwright. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a vengeful mindflayer named Ilixthul. The cartwright is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 3 customers in the cartwright. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Dwarves Fabrics [+] The Slippery Dwarves Fabrics is a huge, dusty-looking mercer. The building faces southwest with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and broken windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a drunken minotaur named Gillnorgath Bregcaller. The mercer is known for varying prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the mercer. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Peddler Wares [+] The Eastern Peddler Wares is a normal sized, messy-looking clothing shop. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, barred windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a gambling drow named Adalaniyn Hawkhunter. The clothing shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 4 customers in the clothing shop. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fiery Twins Shoppe [+] The Fiery Twins Shoppe is an average sized, tidy-looking barbershop. The building faces north with no windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fashion concious orc named Koshakh Skullripper. The barbershop is known for minimal prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear someone telling a story, you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet, and you smell fear. There are 3 customers in the barbershop. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Slaughtered Jane Poor House [+] The Slaughtered Jane Poor House is an average sized, crowded-looking almshouse. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a mud storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a forgetful minotaur named Foshverani Skystride. The almshouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the almshouse. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Deepwater Yawning Inc. [+] The Deepwater Yawning Inc. is a typical sized, cluttered-looking masonry shop. The building faces south with no windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a giddy ogre named Daduk Oxsnout. The masonry shop is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the masonry shop. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Troll Inc. [+] The Fawning Troll Inc. is a typical sized, disgusting-looking sawmill. The building faces east with a mud storefront, two windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an embittered ogre named Gugan Rockbranch. The sawmill is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see stacks of wood, you smell sawdust, and you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw. There are 4 customers in the sawmill. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Darkroot City Guard [+] The Dirty Darkroot City Guard is a normal sized, crowded-looking barrack. The building faces southeast with two windows, a roof made from turf, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a lonely minotaur named Heladek Ragenon. The barrack is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear voices, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you smell sweat and beer. There are 5 customers in the barrack. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Ruby Frogs Inc. [+] The Ruby Frogs Inc. is a small, neat-looking stable. The building faces northeast with a few windows, a roof made from turf, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a shifty ogre named Gubal Oxbranch. The stable is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the stable. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Wine Dry Goods [+] The Colored Wine Dry Goods is a large, damp-looking grocery store. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a smug lizardfolk named Yerzin heh Yerssen. The grocery store is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the grocery store. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Bunk Purse Shop [+] The Olde Bunk Purse Shop is an average sized, messy-looking pursemaker. The building faces south with round windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a thick minotaur named Sekkillian Stormwalker. The pursemaker is known for varying prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the pursemaker. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Axe Pub [+] The Merry Axe Pub is a huge, packed-looking brewery. The building faces east with large windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lovelorn mindflayer named Hurr. The brewery is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you smell hops and grain, you hear laughing, and you see bags of hops. There are 2 customers in the brewery. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Stinky Stump House of Colors [+] The Stinky Stump House of Colors is a large, clean-looking dyer. The building faces southeast with a bamboo storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an accusatory orc named Mhobash Skullcrusher. The dyer is known for steep prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear a bubbling sound, you smell something fishy, and you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye. There is 1 customer in the dyer. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Hops Textiles [+] The Slippery Hops Textiles is a small, damp-looking mercer. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from thatch, and small windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smitten drow named Iltlas Duskdawn. The mercer is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the mercer. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.