Welcome to Claydew!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 670
  • Children: 17.31% (116)
  • Elderly: 20.75% (139)

Racial Breakdown

  • 571 human (85.2%)
  • 31 gnome (4.6%)
  • 27 halfling (4%)
  • 23 elf (3.4%)
  • 7 half-elf (1%)
  • 7 half-orc (1%)
  • 4 other (0.5%)


  • 1 Districts
  • 30 Businesses
  • 46 Specialists
  • 75 Residences

Summary [-]

Claydew is a village in the Sardinia Region with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest village is lightly populated (1,231/sq km), covers 0.54 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 829 meters.

Climate [-]

Claydew has a Tropical Savanna climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and a pronounced dry season, and has rainy and dry seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally hot with moderate variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Claydew sees a single star overhead: Sij, a massive white star. Claydew also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing nebula that has been around for time immemorial and an imposing nearby planet that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a crumbling stone partition that is 19 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 96% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.89 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 8 roads leading to Claydew; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with broken cobblestone paths in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city includes a professional district.

Government [-]

Claydew is governed through an ecclesiastical government, where the government administrated by a church.. The government as a whole is seen as ruthlessly effective. Officials in Claydew are often seen as the epitome corruption and the policies are feared. The political influence of Claydew in the region is enduring due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population stages ineffective protests.

Leader [-]

Claydew is ruled by Father Garbul Goldsword. The Father has been in power for decades and is praised by the people. There is secret opposition to the Father and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained through the acclaim of the nobles.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a mobsters, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being maiming.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 1.19% of the population (8 adults).

Military [-]

Claydew has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 97 citizens (14.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 50 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 3 (3.5%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and crumbling partition, Claydew is moderately fortified. Claydew fighters are revered for their use of long spears in battle. They are despised for their frenzied fighting and are considered suitably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Claydew is currently shaky.

Resources [-]

Claydew is known for the following resources:

  • Coconut harvests that are avoided by kittens.
  • Bountiful old bamboo patches that are visited frequently by vampires.
  • An old grave yard inhabited by dangerous kittens that are avoided by magic users.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Many years ago, the villagers of Clivewall lived happily. Things were peaceful, but one day Pok Oxtooth the demon kidnapped a princess. The villagers tried to stop the demon, but failed miserably. Along came a hero named Danes Giacowood, who was a skilled storyteller. Danes had the thought to slay the demon by making a wager with Pok Oxtooth. When Danes Giacowood faced the demon, Danes Giacowood killed the demon.
  • In times past, a Pooka lingered in the field when the moon is new. Villagers say that the Pooka will sneeze three times, then banish you if you are cruel.
  • Many years ago, a serial killer named Porra wandered the countryside. Commoners say that if you touch her, you will be stricken blind.
  • Legends tell of Grimrim's Crown, a cursed crown with the capability to grant wishes. It hasn't reappeared in years.

Events [-]

Claydew is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Wanted: I'm looking for rare toads, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward available. Contact Rxoten Bladecutter.
  • Bounty for brain moles, dead or alive. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Contact Thorgar Darkeye.
  • Help Wanted: Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. Must provide your own transportation. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Mhummurz Headkiller.
  • Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Yik.
  • Need a change of pace? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Hurc.
  • Need a change of pace? caber-tossing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Danes Morman.
  • I'm looking for rare carniverous butterflies, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Uhgtorg Moksnapper.
  • cockatrices-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Booana Clawthorn.
  • Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Special attire required. Reward available. Contact Buruno Lagranbreaker.

People [-]

The people in Claydew despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Elaartaen Dawnchaser is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked glovemaker. He appears skeptical.
  • Hil Talfield is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled handyman. She appears efficient.
  • Hilgrim Burrowstaunt is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a mocked cheesemaker. She appears gosipy.
  • Mickey Kleinield is an androgynous half-elf who is known in the world as being a mocked miller. It appears efficient.
  • Wiz Fusesprocket is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled sheriff. He appears unreliable.
  • Mibbag Backkiller is an androgynous half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled ropemaker. It appears nosy.
  • Davey Sheand is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent priest. He appears nervous.
  • Davey Wilield is an androgynous half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled pastrycook. It appears treasure-obsessed.
  • Beda Sireshadow is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled sage. She appears lovelorn.
  • Tullita Fusejet is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a gifted spicemerchant. She appears forbidding.
  • Rusuzg Backcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a skilled deputy. He appears smug.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Serco Orflower, a patriotic female halfling. She is a commoner who is following the voices.
  • Tulxie Cogglecog, a chatty male gnome. He is a commoner who is doing something questionable.
  • Amadeda Marcobble, a deluded male halfling. He is a wizard who is fleeing an abusive lover.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Claydew:

  • The Furious Dead Elementary School [+]
  • The Crippled Fig Inc. [+]
  • The Sterling Three Sculptures [+]
  • The Leaping Pot Blowers [+]
  • The Northern Cock Inc. [+]
  • The Gutted Willow Harnesses [+]
  • The Snoring Jane Healing House [+]
  • The Wobbling Pig Construction [+]
  • The Fired Elves [+]
  • The Drinking Wand House [+]
  • The Stumpy Tower General Store [+]