Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 745
- Children: 20.81% (155)
- Elderly: 18.12% (135)
Racial Breakdown
- 623 human (83.6%)
- 94 half-elf (12.6%)
- 17 gnome (2.2%)
- 10 half-dwarf (1.3%)
- 1 other (0.1%)
Misc.
- 3 Districts
- 33 Businesses
- 52 Specialists
- 90 Residences
Summary [-]
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Warton is known for the following resources:
- Pigment banks that are frequented by unicorns.
- Coconut harvests that are avoided by locals. Jit said rumors tell of a stash of silver in a well.
- Paltry primal clay banks that are avoided by travelers.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Once upon a time, the constable of Falkbert Crest lived in peace. Things were peaceful, but one day Gkutods Oozegloom the wizard destroyed a nearby village. The constable tried to kill Gkutods Oozegloom, but didn't get close. Along came Sarris Kazikos the minotaur, who was a sneaky thief. Sarris had the thought to slay the wizard by killing the wizard while he slept. When Sarris Kazikos faced the wizard, Sarris Kazikos banished Gkutods Oozegloom and rescued Falkbert Crest.
- Some time ago, a dragon named Tbot hunted the town when the wind blows from the west. They say that if you touch him, you will be eaten alive.
- Legends tell of Gubel's Key, a unique key with the ability to disappear on its own. It was never recovered.
- Many years ago, the townsfolk of Knoxmer thrived. Things were always nice, but one day Rot the monster took over the town. The townsfolk tried to kill Rot, but failed miserably. Along came Yerzin seh Ghezin the lizardfolk, who was a sneaky thief. Yerzin had a plan to trick the monster by making a wager with Rot. When Yerzin seh Ghezin faced the monster, Yerzin seh Ghezin defeated Rot and rescued the hostages.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome stirge required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jamic Bartostone.
- Help Needed: giant spiders-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Vothra for more details.
- Help! I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will owe you a huge favor. Experienced professionals only. Contact Grinide.
- Help! Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will pay in gold. Contact Glugarg Necknor.
- wine tester wanted. Reward available. Contact Perda Homewart.
- Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Must be clean. Reward available. Contact Grendaalia Sumgan.
- Wanted: I have grigs in my basement, plz halp! Serious inquiries only. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Khubg Backripper.
- Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Adanalinne Darkdew.
- A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. References required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Larellai Miststryke.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Mal Electrobit is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent astrologer. She appears jesterly.
- Dane MacStoden is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a mediocre warehouse worker. She appears pious.
- Davey Simones is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent wine seller. She appears trusting.
- Donic Jackridge is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled coach driver. He appears flirtatious.
- Arnton Wobbblast is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled laborer. She appears shifty.
- Donic Bricombe is a male human who is known in the region as being a decent cooper. He appears jaded.
- Dav Franerley is a female human who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled coach driver. She appears prejudiced.
- Hamtsy Cobblegadget is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned courtier. She appears quiet.
- Hallanaen Freanibow is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre physician. He appears fatalistic.
- Davey Marticroft is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a mocked chickenbutcher. She appears idealistic.
- Tomton Fusebun is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled copyist. She appears accusatory.
Travelers [-]
- Mick Bragton, a guarded female half-dwarf. She is an expert who is following a message from an angel.
- Bab Triggerfuel, an authoritarian male gnome. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
Locales [-]
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These establishments worthy of mention in Warton:
- The Rampaging Ulcer Amory [+]
- The Stumpy Mug Dry Goods [+]
- The Prancing Dog Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
- The Ruby Rock Inc. [+]
- The Snoring Thug Healing House [+]
- The Dwarven Axehandle Shop [+]
- The Wet Halflings Meat Handlers [+]
- The Orange Mug Charcoalers [+]
- The Cardinal Rooster Postal Service [+]
- The Hungry Clowns Legal Partners [+]
- The Singing Wolfhound Shipyard [+]