Welcome to Craigfun Town!

Craigfun Town is known for the following resources:

• Pigment deposits that are avoided by vampires. The locals speak of a chest containing platinum in a dungeon.
• An ancient gazebo inhabited by defenseless cormorants that are feared by witches. The locals speak of a stash of kitten mittens hidden around somewhere.
• An ancient mine inhabited by poisonous quails that are hunted by magic users. Somoeone said someone found bags of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.

• Required: Warrior seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Rugurm Brainrot for further details.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Malbardda Tighbrother.
• Want to earn some quick coin? homuncului-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a secret. Contact Mub Brainhowl.
• Wanted: Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Abaag Deepsmith.
• Help Needed: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Doney Davidin if intrigued.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. Contact Rxadr Bigshredder to learn more.
• Needed: Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tbok Darkdoom.

• Yerzor seh Yerssen is a female lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a decent herbalist. She appears spiteful.
• Thzzrr is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled ropemaker. He appears idealistic.
• Khalzor fe S'heral is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled navigator. He appears shifty.
• Thorgin Hawkcask is a male deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a mocked armorer. He appears nervous.
• Garag Wavegoblet is a male deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent ropemaker. He appears authoritarian.
• Bloril is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted leatherworker. He appears fatalistic.
• S'hoorzor heh Khalssen is a male lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a skilled ostler. He appears grieving.
• Waeide is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a gifted porter. She appears forbidding.
• Snornir Platinumtower is a male deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled doctor. He appears gluttonous.

• Brorim Bronzebelly, a jolly female dwarf. She is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
• Micke Tramore, a deluded male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Tean, a boastful female oddball. She is a commoner who is on a mission for diplomacy.

These establishments worthy of mention in Craigfun Town:

• The Old Flask Fine Bows [+] The Old Flask Fine Bows is a normal sized, tidy-looking bowyer. The building faces northwest with small windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lovelorn mindflayer named Wourrl. The bowyer is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the bowyer. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Road Shop [+] The Blind Road Shop is a typical sized, neat-looking copyoffice. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, small windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a scattered lizardfolk named Yerzin heh Yeral. The copyoffice is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the copyoffice. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Hen Force [+] The Dew Hen Force is a large, crowded-looking barrack. The building faces northwest with barred windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a beligerent goblin named Kexn Fouldoom. The barrack is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you hear voices, and you see bunk beds and lockers. There are 5 customers in the barrack. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Ulcer Money Lenders [+] The Elven Ulcer Money Lenders is an average sized, packed-looking bank. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a mud storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a helpful lizardfolk named Khalzin ahn Yeral. The bank is known for steep prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear muffled voices from the back, you smell earth, and you see and empty counter with bars in front of it. There are 3 customers in the bank. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Turkey Brewery [+] The Merry Turkey Brewery is a typical sized, filthy-looking brewery. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a sick lizardfolk named Khalal fe Ghessen. The brewery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you smell hops and grain, you hear laughing, and you see piles of grain. There are 3 customers in the brewery. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Empty Flask Tap House [+] The Empty Flask Tap House is a huge, clean-looking beer seller. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, a roof made from slate, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a worrying goblin named Zeb Rantdeath. The beer seller is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 4 customers in the beer seller. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Urchin Enchanters [+] The Twisted Urchin Enchanters is a huge, dusty-looking alchemy shop. The building faces southeast with round windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a cowed ogre named Ghak Bearroot. The alchemy shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you hear silence, you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with, and you smell a foul smell. There are 3 customers in the alchemy shop. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Chicken Days Farms [+] The Chicken Days Farms is a large, filthy-looking haymerchant. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, many windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a shifty goblin named Dzuuk Irondoom. The haymerchant is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the haymerchant. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Cavern Inc. [+] The Fat Cavern Inc. is a small, tidy-looking tile shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, large windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a violent ogre named Goduk Boarnut. The tile shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There is 1 customer in the tile shop. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.