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Welcome to Laary!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 4,979
  • Children: 16.99% (846)
  • Elderly: 20.99% (1,045)

Racial Breakdown

  • 3,167 half-dwarf (63.6%)
  • 1,041 half-elf (20.9%)
  • 503 dwarf (10.1%)
  • 249 human (5%)
  • 19 other (0.3%)

Misc.

  • 6 Districts
  • 140 Businesses
  • 717 Specialists
  • 635 Residences

Summary [-]

Laary is a large town in the Sarran Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile large town is moderately populated (7,578/sq km), covers 0.66 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 916 meters.

Climate [-]

Laary has a Moist Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and wet winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally pleasant with little variation. Precipitation is excessive, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Laary sees a binary star overhead: Abac, a large white star and Uujus, a massive yellow star. Laary also has a single moon: Thero, an average briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a sturdy conglomerate stone stockade that is 12 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.17 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Laary; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with bumpy cobblestone paths in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: mercy, education, fine shops, trade, slums, and civic.

Government [-]

Laary is governed through a constitutional government, where an authoritative document sets forth the system of fundamental laws and limits of that government. The government as a whole is seen as sloppy and disorganized. Officials in Laary are often seen as honest and the policies are hated. The political influence of Laary in the region is dwindling rapidly due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population rallies behind its leaders.

Leader [-]

Laary is ruled by Prime Minister Elcob Warmale. The Prime Minister has been in power for years and is loved by the people. There is no visible opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by force, and that power is maintained through vague promises and a constant state of hope.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a racketeers, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being community service.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.12% of the population (6 adults).

Military [-]

Laary has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 634 citizens (12.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 323 (6.5%). Of the active duty military, 25 (4%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and sturdy stockade, Laary is excellently fortified. Laary fighters are ridiculed for their use of great crossbows in battle. They are mocked for their phlanyx formations and are considered properly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Laary is currently flourishing.

Resources [-]

Laary is known for the following resources:

  • A cursed battle field inhabited by poisonous caterpillars that are avoided by townspeople. Lonir Ashmansion said the locals speak of piles of monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.
  • An ancient castle inhabited by wild spiders that are hunted by unicorns. Jamey Stosford said the locals speak of a stash of copper hidden around somewhere.
  • A haunted tower inhabited by vampire crows that are avoided by unicorns.
  • Abundant new vegetable fields that are avoided by locals. Tragl Bonenor said one might find a stash of copper in a well.
  • A haunted battle field inhabited by defenseless dragons that are hunted by children.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Jam's Lasso, a magical lasso with the power to find any item. It was last seen years ago.
  • Many years ago, a murderer named Thzzth stalked the woods. Folks say that if you hear her, you will be stricken blind.
  • In times past, the villagers of Grundyholt lived in peace. Things were good, but one day an evil cyclops named Ghabal Boartooth kidnapped a princess. The villagers tried to kill Ghabal Boartooth, but failed miserably. Along came a half-orc named Micke Staling, who was a sneaky thief. Micke had the thought to slay the cyclops by causing a distraction while others struck. When Micke Staling faced the cyclops, Micke Staling defeated Ghabal Boartooth and rescued the hostages.
  • Legends tell of Kurm's Rose, a unique rose with the power to grant wishes. It hasn't reappeared in years.

Events [-]

Laary is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will pay in gold. No previous experience required. Contact Tilg.
  • Fighter seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Gav Wobbscope to learn more.
  • Looking for work? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Jen Rocketsprocket to learn more.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Haavarai Whitewhisper.
  • artifact tester wanted. May include some hazards. Prior experience required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Grunrim Sunmill.
  • Needed: toads-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Gorurg Mokcracker The Cruel.
  • Looking for work? A passing Wizard is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Dav MacBernabrook.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. No pay until task is completed successfully. Experienced professionals only. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Aeshiaava Sunfeather.
  • Needed: Looking for something new? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Experienced professionals only. Reward is a secret. Contact Joe Smithsone if intrigued.
  • Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Opportunity to earn a title. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Cak if interested.
  • hotdog eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Rxeb Rantstomach for further details.
  • I have squirrels in my basement, plz halp! Experienced professionals only. Reward is a secret. Contact Cor.
  • Help Needed: I have brain moles in my basement, plz halp! Will pay in gold. Contact Shaman Hur Legripper.

People [-]

The people in Laary are critical of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Durgar Icegem is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent courtier. He appears healthy.
  • Dellenai Dryearrisen is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled baker. He appears cautious.
  • Joey Bengan is a male human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled carpenter. He appears insecure.
  • Faeartiyn Moonmist is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled armorer. He appears egotistical.
  • Jory Chaield is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent forester. He appears skeptical.
  • Arrin Broadback is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent brewer. He appears jolly.
  • Jory Davidell is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre pastrycook. She appears intimidated.
  • Grimkon Roarbellows is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned wagoneer. He appears pacifistic.
  • Mickes Giacoerley is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a mocked porter. He appears shifty.
  • Joes Simonnson is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled lumberjack. He appears flirtatious.
  • Grunorin Wavestaff is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre ropemaker. He appears skeptical.
  • Joes Brownridge is a female human who is known in the world as being a mocked priest. She appears guarded.
  • Darellava Fairsight is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a skilled chickenbutcher. He appears nosy.
  • Don Braan is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent saddler. She appears jesterly.
  • Faelantars Longwaker is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled beer seller. She appears guilty.
  • Dan Gilworth is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent priest. He appears forgetful.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Don Bernawell, a shifty male half-dwarf. He is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
  • Throkon Rustslasher, a nosy male half-dwarf. He is a fighter who is fleeing the law.
  • Loril Quartznose, a gambling female half-dwarf. She is an expert who is finding work as a healer.
  • Gavan Greasebolt, an apologetic male gnome. He is a commoner who is fleeing the law.
  • Tul Greasebun, an apologetic male gnome. He is a cleric who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
  • Dan Mating, an egotistical male human. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Serda Silverwolf, a territorial male halfling. He is a commoner who is cleaning out a slum.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Laary:

  • The Stinking Helix Sculptures [+]
  • The Violent Axehandle Inc. [+]
  • The Boiling Friends Sport House [+]
  • The Dwarven Snake Shoppe [+]
  • The Mad Cavern Word Smiths [+]
  • The Rusty Mug Inc. [+]
  • The Lonely Well Inc. [+]
  • The Mad Rose Word Smiths [+]
  • The Hilltop Baiter Druggist [+]
  • The Salty Wolfhound Lumberyard [+]
  • The Rusty Rooster Inc. [+]
  • The Voluptuous Pig Butchery [+]
  • The Dripping Clowns Herbalist [+]
  • The Flying Pipe General Goods [+]
  • The Splintered Goblins Shoes Inc. [+]
  • The Rusty Elf Inc. [+]