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Welcome to Jonesron!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 90
  • Children: 23.33% (21)
  • Elderly: 15.56% (14)

Racial Breakdown

  • 45 kobold (50%)
  • 29 troglodyte (32.2%)
  • 9 bugbear (10%)
  • 3 goblin (3.3%)
  • 2 drow (2.2%)
  • 1 orc (1.1%)
  • 1 other (1.1%)

Misc.

  • 4 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 13 Residences

Summary [-]

Jonesron is a settlement in the Kinarkandy District with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (31/sq km), covers 2.90 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1921 meters.

Climate [-]

Jonesron has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally mild with minor variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Jonesron sees a single star overhead: Torub, an average yellow star. Jonesron also has a double moon: Moro, an average dull brown moon and Spodilite, a small light blue moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny galaxy that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Jonesron; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with filthy dirt tracks in a fragmented parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, racial, professional, and slums.

Government [-]

Jonesron is governed through a republic, where the people's elected representatives, not the people themselves, vote on legislation.. The government as a whole is seen as clearly incompetent. Officials in Jonesron are often seen as equitable and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Jonesron in the region is declining due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Jonesron is ruled by General Tean. The General has been in power for years and is respected by the people. There is strong opposition to the General and policies. The right to rule was granted by divine will, and that power is maintained through the acclaim of the nobles.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a crime mobs, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Jonesron has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 12 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 5 (6%). Of the active duty military, 0 (3.75%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and lack of defensible wall, Jonesron is poorly fortified. Jonesron fighters are much loved for their use of stump knives in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered abysmally skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Jonesron is currently growing.

Resources [-]

Jonesron is known for the following resources:

  • Beaver colonies that are avoided by wenches. Narub Rantbeast said one might find piles of iron maidens in a dungeon.
  • A creepy cave inhabited by wild kittens that are feared by locals. One might find a stash of diamonds hidden around somewhere.
  • Poisonous parrot companies that are hunted by townspeople.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In days gone by, the villagers of Dixvita lived happily. Things were good, but one day an evil devil named Poduk Eagleroot slayed a local hero. The villagers tried to kill Poduk Eagleroot, but didn't get close. Along came a half-elf named Jamic Chrisidge, who was a valiant knight. Jamic had the thought to slay the devil by killing the devil while she slept. When Jamic Chrisidge faced the devil, Jamic Chrisidge tricked Poduk Eagleroot and was killed in the process.
  • In olden times, a Pooka lingered in the woods. Folks say that the Pooka will sneeze three times, then sell you into slavery.
  • A long time ago, a Boogyman lingered in the world when the wind blows from the north and was drawn towards misbehaving children. Commoners say that the Boogyman will ask a favor of you, then eat you.

Events [-]

Jonesron is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. Contact Gkutuk Metalmaw.
  • Wanted: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. Contact Ghommub Neckbreaker.
  • Help Wanted: Bored? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome brain moles required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Co Firefellow.
  • Help Needed: Joe Kleinnson has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Khalzin teh Ghezin.
  • Looking for something new? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a secret. Contact Aesvartars Bannistryke for more information.
  • Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact S'hoorzin teh Ghessen.

People [-]

The people in Jonesron are neutral towards outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Klutg Legcracker is a female orc who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled adventurer. She appears contrarian.
  • Naregd Greatfury is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled glovemaker. She appears grieving.
  • Merm Evilwiser is an androgynous bugbear who is known in the city as being a decent ostler. It appears lonely.
  • Chief Blotg Neckcracker is a male bugbear who is known in the world as being a gifted locksmith. He appears outlandish.
  • Lat is a male kobold who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled navigator. He appears thick.
  • Porlak is a male troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled bookbinder. He appears intimidated.
  • Brot Ogrekill is a female goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled harness maker. She appears shifty.
  • Elhg is a male troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled trader. He appears treasure-obsessed.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Jame Tramngton, an apologetic male lycanthrope. He is a cleric who is doing something amazing.
  • Jeneno Tiddlygadget, a violent male gnome. He is a bard who is on a mission for diplomacy.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Jonesron:

  • The Squalid Crate Shoes [+]
  • The Wild Paladin Inpirationsl Waters [+]
  • The Drinking Virgin House [+]
  • The Greasy Halfling Inc. [+]
  • The Nomadic Dwarves Inc. [+]
  • The Punchin' Wagon Locksmith [+]
  • The Laughing Bag Wainwright [+]
  • The Weary Frog Rugs [+]