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Welcome to Crestana Acres!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 7,740
  • Children: 16.29% (1,261)
  • Elderly: 21.50% (1,664)

Racial Breakdown

  • 3,909 gnome (50.5%)
  • 2,392 half-elf (30.9%)
  • 914 half-orc (11.8%)
  • 206 other (2.6%)
  • 124 dwarf (1.6%)
  • 109 halfling (1.4%)
  • 86 elf (1.1%)

Misc.

  • 9 Districts
  • 176 Businesses
  • 1,140 Specialists
  • 791 Residences

Summary [-]

Crestana Acres is a small city in the Sarlak District with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile small city is densely populated (12,850/sq km), covers 0.60 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 874 meters.

Climate [-]

Crestana Acres has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are non-existent and the temperature is generally cold with high variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Crestana Acres sees a single star overhead: Cekuri, a large orange star. Crestana Acres also has a single moon: Chalake, a supermassive briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a solid mud brick barricade that is 2 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.30 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 8 roads leading to Crestana Acres; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with crude cobblestone streets in a wheel and spoke pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, education, entertainment, trade, industry, poor, middleclass, and professional.

Government [-]

Crestana Acres is governed through a dictatorship, where the ruler or small clique wield absolute power (not restricted by a constitution or laws). The government as a whole is seen as surprisingly decent. Officials in Crestana Acres are often seen as fair and the policies are honored. The political influence of Crestana Acres in the region is growing due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population turns against itself.

Leader [-]

Crestana Acres is ruled by Overseer Grin'ith. The Overseer has been in power for mere days and is despised by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the Overseer and policies. The right to rule was granted by constitution, and that power is maintained by strict laws and corrupt guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, who can be bribed. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being an eye for an eye.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.31% of the population (24 adults).

Military [-]

Crestana Acres has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 1006 citizens (13%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 483 (6.25%). Of the active duty military, 52 (5.25%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and solid barricade, Crestana Acres is perfectly fortified. Crestana Acres fighters are ridiculed for their use of spiked clubs in battle. They are much loved for their guerrilla warfare and are considered greatly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Crestana Acres is currently crumbling.

Resources [-]

Crestana Acres is known for the following resources:

  • Dangerous quail bevies that are hunted by magic users.
  • Peacock musters that are frequented by children.
  • Rock salt deposits that are avoided by unicorns. One might dig up a chest containing iron maidens in a nearby pit.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In times gone by, an old woman wandered the fields. Commoners say that the old woman will sneeze three times, then turn you into a mouse.
  • Long, long ago, the royals of Calaland lived in harmony. Things were peaceful, but one day Gozra the lich kidnapped a princess. The royals tried to kill Gozra, but didn't get close. Along came a half-elf named Davic Staerley, who was a valiant knight. Davic had an idea to slay the lich by using magic to banish it. When Davic Staerley faced the lich, Davic Staerley banished Gozra.
  • A long time ago, a vampire named Fax hunted the field when the moon is new. Some say that if you face him, you will be stricken blind.
  • In times gone by, a Boogyman hunted the region at dusk and was drawn towards those that wronged others. They say that the Boogyman will ask for your help, then eat you.
  • In days gone by, a Pooka stalked the countryside. Folks say that the Pooka will sneeze three times, then turn you into a mouse.

Events [-]

Crestana Acres is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Safety not guaranteed. References required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Jo Danan for further details.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Trellrc.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tmemt Evilmurder.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Serious inquiries only. Reward available. Contact Gugan Boarbranch for further details.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Jop for more details.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Must provide your own transportation. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Hok Backcrusher.
  • Looking for something new? A passing Rogue is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Doney MacChrishews if interested.
  • Monk seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Accidental Death insurance required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Garril Dogbarrel to learn more.
  • I have homuncului in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Khalal se S'herssen if intrigued.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Contact Iltai Brightstrike.
  • Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Khutzog Headkiller for more information.
  • Need a change of pace? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen artifact. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Kzar Rantrot.
  • Someone stole my family heirloom. Find the louse, dead or alive. Prior experience required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Bloth for more details.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome brain moles required. Discretion required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Enthul.
  • Need a change of pace? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dave Roseerton.

People [-]

The people in Crestana Acres are neutral towards outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Dave Gilman is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent trader. She appears jolly.
  • Don Corhews is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled tailor. She appears spiteful.
  • Mickes Stanield is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled herbalist. She appears cautious.
  • Morrim Ashcavern is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled tilemaker. She appears spiteful.
  • Pogrim Dudletters is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a skilled jeweler. She appears beligerent.
  • Darelltars Ousseahand is a female elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled professor. She appears unreliable.
  • Kam Headripper is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled glassmaker. He appears flirtatious.
  • Abattel Nightstar is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled trader. She appears contrarian.
  • Babita Electrobun is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a skilled furrier. She appears patronizing.
  • Adalanlleu Blackmist is a male elf who is known in the region as being a decent spicemerchant. He appears spiteful.
  • Amaly Hairygirdle is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a skilled social worker. She appears mopey.
  • Nuz Legcrusher The Cruel is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled wine seller. He appears outlandish.
  • Malnellne Silvertalker is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled jailer. He appears gluttonous.
  • Donic Jackley is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent ship captain. He appears resentful.
  • Malda Bullhill is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled jeweler. She appears sick.
  • Bluggunk Mokcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned bucklemaker. She appears mopey.
  • Thobdah Legkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a renowned glovemaker. She appears attentive.
  • Mordin Brightcask is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned weaver. She appears resentful.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Jame Chrisngham, an unreliable male half-orc. He is a warrior who is finding a missing map.
  • Malel Greatjay, a xenophobic male halfling. He is a fighter who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Ilnaliyn Tyrrunner, a smitten male half-elf. He is a fighter who is finding work as a merchant.
  • Erelliyn Morningseeker, a quiet female elf. She is a commoner who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
  • Danry Andrick, a gambling female half-orc. She is a bard who is on a mission for diplomacy.
  • Mickey Bartorough, a boastful female half-orc. She is a commoner who is on a mission to capture someone.
  • Doney Broford, a guarded male human. He is an expert who is on a mission from the gods.
  • Junrette Gearfuel, a contrarian female gnome. She is a warrior who is fleeing a bad family situation.
  • Jamry Ferngham, an exhausted female half-elf. She is a sorcerer who is here to buy slaves.
  • Ilhiaava Ravenshield, an attentive male half-elf. He is an aristocrat who is on a mission to capture someone.
  • Jam Whiteett, a forbidding female half-dwarf. She is a barbarian who is delivering a message to a thug.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Crestana Acres:

  • The Dew Hall Inc. [+]
  • The Musty Goblins Inc. [+]
  • The Refuge Bull Inc. [+]
  • The Worn Frog Temple [+]
  • The Oiled Halfling Purse Shop [+]
  • The Dew Rose Force [+]
  • The Drunken Baiter Jewelers [+]
  • The Hilltop Rouge Star Gazers [+]
  • The Orange Song Firepit [+]
  • The Wooden Bunch Temple [+]
  • The Grimy Kraken Docs [+]
  • The Angry Lion Shoppe [+]
  • The Drinking Snake Arena [+]
  • The Smiling Crow Bakery [+]
  • The Golden Fireplace Inc. [+]
  • The Wobbling Thug Construction [+]
  • The Beefy Mug Shoppe [+]
  • The Drunken Urchin Jewelers [+]