Welcome to Ferdew!

Ferdew is known for the following resources:

• Rubber plantations that are feared by unicorns. One might find piles of penis sheathes in a dungeon.
• Magical creepy timber plantations that are visited frequently by wenches. Abalantars Duskheart said somoeone said someone found a stash of monkey wrenches in a well.
• Scorpion beds that are visited frequently by wenches. One might dig up bags of gold buried near there.

• Help! Someone stole my tomatoes. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Danry Braard.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Ankaro.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward available. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Joic Briden.
• Allieno Triggergadget has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Wizeno Electrojet for more information.
• Looking for work? A passing Cleric is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Daves Francerton.
• Help Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Bealin Rocketscope.
• Needed: A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. Contact Borrun Lumberriver.

• Gorkon Ironshoulder is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled blacksmith. He appears battle-ready.
• Balbor Grandsmith is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a legendary butcher. He appears flirtatious.
• Dones Benston is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a renowned official. He appears worrying.
• Jam MacStainson is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled weaponsmith. He appears territorial.
• Gilva Tinkerfiz is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled outfitter. She appears sick.
• Hilgolddo Kallimidge is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a gifted jailer. She appears gambling.
• Danic Clayville is a female human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled potter. She appears xenophobic.
• Mickey Franchouse is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled porter. He appears fashion concious.
• Danes Carin is a male human who is known in the world as being a renowned magic dealer. He appears shifty.

• Yik, a trusting male kobold. He is a cleric who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Bea Electrobolt, an intimidated male gnome. He is a paladin who is here to buy spices.
• Jory Corworth, a flirtatious male human. He is a monk who is fleeing a natural disaster.

These establishments worthy of mention in Ferdew:

• The Ever-full Baiter Tap House [+] The Ever-full Baiter Tap House is a huge, messy-looking beer seller. The building faces northeast with large windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a jaded halfling named Malgold Shadowghost. The beer seller is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 3 customers in the beer seller. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Drifting Knife Arena [+] The Drifting Knife Arena is a large, smelly-looking civic center. The building faces south with large windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a gambling gnome named Arnnk Triggercog. The civic center is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the civic center. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Empty Crow Brewery [+] The Empty Crow Brewery is a normal sized, smelly-looking beer seller. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, barred windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a drunken halfling named Amail Laughingale. The beer seller is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 2 customers in the beer seller. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Swagger Shoes Inc. [+] The Sterling Swagger Shoes Inc. is a small, damp-looking shoe shop. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and dirty windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mopey half-dwarf named Durrim Starkeep. The shoe shop is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear silence, you see a kitten, and you smell rthymic grinding. There are 5 customers in the shoe shop. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Slade Rouge Charity [+] The Slade Rouge Charity is a large, damp-looking almshouse. The building faces northwest with tiny windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a mopey half-dwarf named Joey Chrisell. The almshouse is known for fair prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 3 customers in the almshouse. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Rock Inc. [+] The Lascivious Rock Inc. is a typical sized, packed-looking smithy. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a masonry storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a deluded half-dwarf named Ardal Honorkiller. The smithy is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 5 customers in the smithy. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Rusty Well Inc. [+] The Rusty Well Inc. is a large, orderly-looking stable. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, two windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a jaded halfling named Amaly Swiftdigger. The stable is known for fair prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the stable. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Honest Bull Druggist [+] The Honest Bull Druggist is a small, tidy-looking apothecary. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a pacifistic halfling named Serda Lightningfingers. The apothecary is known for very high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell fresh herbs, you hear silence, and you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs. There are 2 customers in the apothecary. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Twins Chop House [+] The Royal Twins Chop House is a huge, crowded-looking cutlery shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a beligerent gnome named Wizgan Tinkerbit. The cutlery shop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the cutlery shop. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.