Welcome to Johnvale!

Johnvale is known for the following resources:

• Many spider clusters that are avoided by locals.
• Rare kangaroo mobs that are visited frequently by kittens. Alevartars Gyssemist said one might find a stash of platinum in a dungeon.
• An old castle inhabited by tame beavers that are hunted by townspeople.
• Hemp fields that are frequented by zombies.

• Wizard seeks apprentice. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward available. Contact Danes Danham.
• I'm looking for rare beaky brain monsters, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. No previous experience required. Contact Dobgum Backripper for more details.
• Looking for something new? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Abatanae Shadegazer.
• A passing Rogue is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Must be clean. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Dubel Oxroot if interested.
• Looking for something new? hotdog eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Merthul.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tiara. Will pay in gold. Contact Dav Kleinham.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. Safety not guaranteed. Guild membership required. Contact Xturm Rockdeath for more details.
• Chaarttars Leafbow has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Must not smell. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Burungo Kazigath.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Jo Whiteworth.
• Help! Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Xtzar Greatdeath.
• Help Wanted: whiskey tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Elaelltel Shadowhand.
• Bounty for beaky brain monsters, dead or alive. May include some hazards. Reward available. Contact Arnkey Tiddlygauge.
• bats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ceeka.
• Dan Shett has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Jit.
• I'm looking for rare gremlins, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Discretion required. Contact Nbunk Brainrot.

• Joic Antonorth is a male human who is known in the city as being a skilled harness maker. He appears mocking.
• Jamry Casll is a male human who is known in the region as being a decent rugmaker. He appears efficient.
• Ham Geartonk is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a gifted locksmith. He appears cautious.
• Glirurz Necknor is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent maidservant. She appears mopey.
• Amadene Chubbgather is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a decent innkeeper. She appears idealistic.
• Shaman Gratgsh Moksnapper is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted salter. She appears resentful.
• Yornir Oilbrooch is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled cutler. He appears worrying.
• Beborn Skyden is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a gifted entertainer. She appears chatty.
• Davry Davidmell is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled jeweler. He appears fatalistic.
• Faleline Trillbough is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a decent scabbardmaker. He appears quiet.
• Ratgrog Bonesnapper is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent grocer. He appears fashion concious.
• Danic Danngton is a female human who is known in the city as being a renowned illuminator. She appears pious.
• Donic Francngham is a female human who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled coach driver. She appears intimidated.
• Dave Burton is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent artist. He appears mocking.
• Jame Andrerton is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled woodcarver. He appears gosipy.
• Dave Andreleton is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled pursemaker. He appears outlandish.
• Sermaine Firewart is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a decent astrologer. He appears embittered.
• Mal Cobblejet is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent ostler. She appears deluded.

• Dav Tramrell, a worrying female half-elf. She is a fighter who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Mick VanStoin, a clumsy male half-elf. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Tgoten Foulkill, a homesick female oddball. She is a cleric who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Mick Braworth, a mopey female human. She is a sorcerer who is seeking honest work.
• Gozzer, a solemn female troglodyte. She is a warrior who is doing something impossible.
• Throdal Feastsmith, a smitten male dwarf. He is a ranger who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Garainand Oattalon, a solemn male minotaur. He is an expert who is delivering a message to a thug.
• Tuderm Bladeshadow, a prejudiced male hobgoblin. He is a commoner who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Dane Smitherton, a chatty female human. She is a warrior who is traveling with an acting troupe.
• Tudub Ghosttrot, a drunken male goblin. He is a cleric who is finding a missing artifact.
• Gohros Clawbash, a nosy male minotaur. He is a warrior who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Jo Goodick, an intimidating male human. He is a sorcerer who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.

These establishments worthy of mention in Johnvale:

• The Oiled Cesspit Purse Shop [+] The Oiled Cesspit Purse Shop is a normal sized, dirty-looking pursemaker. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, clean windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pacifistic dwarf named Mororin Deepbreeches. The pursemaker is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Willow Inc. [+] The Fawning Willow Inc. is a large, filthy-looking sawmill. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, no windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pious half-orc named Glubbob Neckcracker. The sawmill is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see stacks of wood, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you smell sawdust. There is 1 customer in the sawmill. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Pipe Vault [+] The Elven Pipe Vault is a large, filthy-looking bank. The building faces south with barred windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a skeptical half-orc named Gragtob Necknor. The bank is known for very high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear muffled voices from the back, you smell earth, and you see and empty counter with bars in front of it. There are 2 customers in the bank. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The White Virgin Inc. [+] The White Virgin Inc. is an average sized, clean-looking tack shop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, a split wood storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a loud human named Dan Benley. The tack shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the tack shop. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Glaring Paladin Inc. [+] The Glaring Paladin Inc. is a small, messy-looking weaponshop. The building faces north with a brick storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a vengeful human named Don Jackall. The weaponshop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the weaponshop. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Hops Shop [+] The Lazy Hops Shop is a large, packed-looking cartwright. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a few windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a grieving halfling named Elne Freetopple. The cartwright is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the cartwright. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Ruby Rose Fine Forks [+] The Ruby Rose Fine Forks is a huge, neat-looking cutlery shop. The building faces northwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and barred windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gambling human named Mickic Gilon. The cutlery shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the cutlery shop. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Hole Temple [+] The Frosted Hole Temple is a huge, dirty-looking church. The building faces south with dirty windows, a roof made from thatch, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a nihilistic gnome named Mal Greasejet. The church is known for inexpensive prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see elegent golden decorations all around, you hear rhythmic chanting, and you smell weapons being sharpened. There are 4 customers in the church. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Cesspit Healers [+] The Snoring Cesspit Healers is a huge, orderly-looking hospital. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a healthy halfling named Falinaly Littlewick. The hospital is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the hospital. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wanton Eagle Night Smiths [+] The Wanton Eagle Night Smiths is an average sized, dirty-looking graveyard. The building faces southeast with a bamboo storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an outlandish half-elf named Illlenava Goldstalker. The graveyard is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the graveyard. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Red Frog Public Jail [+] The Red Frog Public Jail is a normal sized, crowded-looking jailhouse. The building faces south with stained windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a trusting half-elf named Ilytai Hunithmoon. The jailhouse is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the jailhouse. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Strangled Toad Dry Goods [+] The Strangled Toad Dry Goods is a huge, cluttered-looking general store. The building faces south with a few windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a pacifistic gnome named Jen Wobbjet. The general store is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 3 customers in the general store. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Punchin' Eagle Locksmith [+] The Punchin' Eagle Locksmith is a huge, smelly-looking locksmith. The building faces south with clean windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an insecure gnome named Wiz Cogglegauge. The locksmith is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the locksmith. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Master Knife Coop Hoop [+] The Master Knife Coop Hoop is a small, packed-looking cooperage. The building faces southeast with clean windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an efficient halfling named Pergolddo Flowshadow. The cooperage is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 5 customers in the cooperage. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Mended Heart Coop Hoop [+] The Mended Heart Coop Hoop is a small, clean-looking cooperage. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from turf, and tiny windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lovelorn dwarf named Ababor Thudhand. The cooperage is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 2 customers in the cooperage. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Octopus Vault [+] The Elven Octopus Vault is an average sized, orderly-looking bank. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and dirty windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a melancholy human named Danes Morwell. The bank is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you smell earth. There are 2 customers in the bank. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Highlighted Hearthstone Magic Eye Piece [+] The Highlighted Hearthstone Magic Eye Piece is a small, damp-looking astrologer. The building faces north with clean windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a gluttonous dwarf named Drogan Crystalkiller. The astrologer is known for very high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see lots of charts with arcaine writing on them. There is 1 customer in the astrologer. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Clowns House of Law [+] The Horny Clowns House of Law is a typical sized, disgusting-looking barrister. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a mud storefront, and small windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a fashion concious human named Donry Roberttone. The barrister is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There is 1 customer in the barrister. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.