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Welcome to Thistlevita!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 206
  • Children: 42.23% (87)
  • Elderly: 2.43% (5)

Racial Breakdown

  • 156 human (75.7%)
  • 34 half-dwarf (16.5%)
  • 11 elf (5.3%)
  • 4 dwarf (1.9%)
  • 1 other (0.4%)

Misc.

  • 1 Districts
  • 3 Businesses
  • 3 Specialists
  • 23 Residences

Summary [-]

Thistlevita is a hamlet in the Sarkry Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is lightly populated (613/sq km), covers 0.34 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 657 meters.

Climate [-]

Thistlevita has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are soft and the temperature is generally mild with moderate variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Thistlevita sees a single star overhead: Wolub, an average yellow star. Thistlevita also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing nearby planet that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Thistlevita; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with rough cobblestone streets in a ray pattern.

Districts [-]

The city includes a racial district.

Government [-]

Thistlevita is governed through an oligarchy, where control is exercised by a small group of individuals whose authority generally is based on wealth or power. The government as a whole is seen as efficient. Officials in Thistlevita are often seen as upright and the policies are hated. The political influence of Thistlevita in the region is enduring due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population squabbles amongst themselves.

Leader [-]

Thistlevita is ruled by President Donic Dilett. The President has been in power for decades and is hated by the people. There is strong opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by hereditary succession, and that power is maintained by strict laws and incorruptible guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a police, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being execution.

Crime [-]

Crime is unheard of. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.97% of the population (2 adults).

Military [-]

Thistlevita has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 29 citizens (14.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 14 (7%). Of the active duty military, 1 (5.5%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and lack of defensible wall, Thistlevita is suitably fortified. Thistlevita fighters are respected for their use of glaives in battle. They are hated for their rigid formations and are considered tolerably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Thistlevita is currently failing.

Resources [-]

Thistlevita is known for the following resources:

  • Berry fields that are hunted by kittens. Somoeone said someone found bags of kitten mittens in a well.
  • Old palm oil harvests that are frequented by locals. Somoeone said someone found bags of saphires hidden around somewhere.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Long ago, the constable of DeIreglade thrived. Things were quiet, but one day Ghrikaro the lich stole a priceless heirloom. The constable tried to stop the lich, but were caught. Along came a deep dwarf named Grumbul Slatetracker, who was an expert bowman. Grumbul had an idea to slay the lich by making a wager with Ghrikaro. When Grumbul Slatetracker faced the lich, Grumbul Slatetracker defeated Ghrikaro and was killed in the process.

Events [-]

Thistlevita is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Missing ring of Cerobleh. We suspect toads are the culprit. Safety not guaranteed. Will pay in gold. Contact Torkey Electrobolt.
  • Need a change of pace? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Serdol Lagranwind if interested.
  • gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. No pay until task is completed successfully. Prior experience required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Breb Brainshadow.
  • Help! Need a change of pace? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen gemstone. Opportunity to earn a title. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Doglarz Neckkiller.
  • I'm looking for rare cockatrices, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Mick Davridge.
  • Needed: Bounty for stirge, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dones Kleinand for more information.
  • Needed: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Balrun Lumberhelm.

People [-]

The people in Thistlevita are accepting of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Gardor Brandycoin is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled illuminator. She appears apologetic.
  • Chaleniyn Kindsworn is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre messenger. She appears homesick.
  • Doney Greenleton is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent weaponsmith. She appears solemn.
  • Done Goodmell is a female human who is known in the world as being a decent mason. She appears nervous.
  • Jamey Bernainson is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre butcher. She appears guilty.
  • Hallananae Melithrisen is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre pursemaker. She appears embittered.
  • Barorin Firevest is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre chandler. He appears nihilistic.
  • Gorgar Rubystream is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted tailor. She appears mocking.
  • Fillaniyn Morningglow is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled collier. He appears authoritarian.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Ilelllleu Keenstride, a thick male elf. He is a warrior who is finding a missing nemesis.
  • Glizgig Backbreaker, an unreliable male bugbear. He is a fighter who is delivering a message to a thug.
  • Barag Stronggrave, a healthy female dwarf. She is a rogue who is traveling with an important person.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Thistlevita:

  • The Fired Heart [+]
  • The Lost Wagonhouse Inc. [+]
  • The Wobbling Virgin Roofing [+]
  • The Tipsy Thunderbird Supplies [+]
  • The Rolling Pipe Chop House [+]
  • The Wooden Wench Hostel [+]
  • The Deadly Frogs Whorehouse [+]
  • The Hilltop Axehandle Shop [+]
  • The Olde Widowers Purse Shop [+]