Welcome to Evansers!

Evansers is known for the following resources:

• Rich cobra quivers that are frequented by children.
• Ancient palm oil trees that are frequented by witches.
• A blessed castle inhabited by carnivorous elephants that are frequented by magic users. Somoeone said someone found piles of silver buried near there.
• Paltry coconut plantations that are hunted by vampires. Kzor Damnbeast said one might dig up bags of silver hidden around somewhere.
• A blessed gazebo inhabited by wild elephants that are feared by unicorns. Rumors tell of a chest containing silver buried near there.

• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a secret. Must not smell. Contact Kods Cleavercutter.
• Help! cheese tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Experienced professionals only. Contact Tbun Darkhost.
• Help Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Contact Gip for more information.
• Bounty for toads, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Goire.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rats required. Reward is a secret. Contact Comirada Linsleep.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Opportunity to earn a title. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Blazgash Legsnapper to learn more.
• Required: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen statue. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Khalal fe S'hoorzin if intrigued.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for rare rabbits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a secret. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Codeda Teabottom.
• Help Needed: Missing jewel. We suspect giant spiders are the culprit. Special attire required. Reward available. Contact Ulkon Forgegoblet for further details.
• Required: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gaehiaai Bannisun for more information.
• Want to earn some quick coin? ultimate fighting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Vothg.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for rare rabbits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Snorbul Draketun.
• Help! I'm looking for rare homuncului, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Khalssen heh Khalssen.
• Someone stole my valuables. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Ubal Oxmane.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kegd Greatdamn.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. No previous experience required. Contact James Danling.
• Help Wanted: Need a change of pace? I have toads in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Contact Uldal Deepfounder.

• James Gooderley is a female lycanthrope who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled tanner. She appears exhausted.
• Shaman Odzguzg Necksnapper is a female bugbear who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled messenger. She appears loud.
• Dav Corett is a female lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled adventurer. She appears loud.
• Vit is a male kobold who is known in the world as being a mediocre adventurer. He appears lovelorn.
• Ubal Boarfang is a male ogre who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled navigator. He appears prejudiced.
• Rit is a male kobold who is known in the region as being a mediocre copyist. He appears guarded.
• Dones Morston is a female lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a decent locksmith. She appears beligerent.
• Uduk Eagletooth is a female ogre who is known in the city as being a decent professor. She appears cowed.
• Gush Eaglesnout is a male ogre who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled bowyer. He appears cautious.
• Rat is a male kobold who is known in the region as being a mocked brewer. He appears gambling.
• Kish Boarbranch is a female ogre who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent collier. She appears self-obsessed.
• Ilnalaen Broadbreeze is a male drow who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled physician. He appears cautious.
• Nbub Nightdamn is a male goblin who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled tanner. He appears territorial.
• Lat is a male kobold who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled sheriff. He appears gosipy.
• Mog Cleaverhand is a male goblin who is known in the region as being a mocked tanner. He appears patriotic.
• Dan Chaett is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled mercenary. He appears territorial.
• Haavarlleu Duskstryke is a male drow who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre warehouse worker. He appears intimidated.
• Xodunk Ogrestomach is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled hatmaker. She appears drunken.
• Uduk Bearfang is a female ogre who is known in the city as being a renowned armorer. She appears accusatory.
• Faelenanae Gysseriver is a female drow who is known in the world as being a decent dyer. She appears cautious.
• Abatava Maernspear is a female drow who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled grocer. She appears attentive.

• Yeral fe S'herssen, a nihilistic female lizardfolk. She is a wizard who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Illvartel Windwaker, a scattered male elf. He is an adept who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Ulmir Dullfighter, a deluded androgynous deep dwarf. It is a monk who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Abaelltars Auvreablade, a shifty female oddball. She is a warrior who is following the voices.
• Rxomn Darkhowl, a cautious male hobgoblin. He is an expert who is seeing the world.
• Jo Castord, a gosipy female human. She is a warrior who is seeking dishonest work.
• Rhanug Skullsnapper, an impatient female bugbear. She is a monk who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Dave Morill, a shifty male human. He is a druid who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• S'herzor heh S'herzor, a jolly female oddball. She is an aristocrat who is doing something questionable.
• Malan Gyrotonk, a conspirational female gnome. She is a fighter who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Fat, a shifty female kobold. She is an expert who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Tgods Greatbeast, a fatalistic female hobgoblin. She is an adept who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Ghabal Rocknut, a treasure-obsessed female ogre. She is a wizard who is doing something impossible.
• Kkasr Bigdamn, a fatalistic male goblin. He is a rogue who is finding a long-lost sibling.

These establishments worthy of mention in Evansers:

• The Screaming Bunch Timberyard [+] The Screaming Bunch Timberyard is a huge, cluttered-looking lumberyard. The building faces southwest with two windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an efficient bugbear named Tmomd Rantstomach. The lumberyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the lumberyard. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Wand Translations [+] The Mad Wand Translations is a small, orderly-looking translator. The building faces north with two windows, a roof made from thatch, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a homesick drow named Larvartel Brightspear. The translator is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the translator. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Forsaken Eagle General Goods [+] The Forsaken Eagle General Goods is a huge, disgusting-looking trading post. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a prejudiced ogre named Ubel Bearfang. The trading post is known for high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 4 customers in the trading post. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Dwarf Enchanters [+] The Twin Dwarf Enchanters is a typical sized, tidy-looking alchemy shop. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a healthy kobold named Wit. The alchemy shop is known for extravagant prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you hear silence, you see a two headed chicken wandering around, and you smell a foul smell. There are 4 customers in the alchemy shop. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Ivy Waste Site [+] The Yellow Ivy Waste Site is a typical sized, tidy-looking junkyard. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, three windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an authoritarian goblin named Rxog Greatgloom. The junkyard is known for very high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the junkyard. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Honest Three Druggist [+] The Honest Three Druggist is a large, dirty-looking apothecary. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a lap board storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a spiteful bugbear named Mor Rockhowl. The apothecary is known for high prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs, you smell damp earth, and you hear silence. There are 2 customers in the apothecary. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Rose Word Smiths [+] The Mad Rose Word Smiths is a small, filthy-looking translator. The building faces east with tiny windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a deluded kobold named Rap. The translator is known for varying prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the translator. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Bucket Inc. [+] The Crippled Bucket Inc. is an average sized, packed-looking smokehouse. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and clean windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a loud goblin named Xodunk Ghosttcutter. The smokehouse is known for fair prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the smokehouse. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Days Inc. [+] The Crippled Days Inc. is a small, clean-looking warehouse. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and two windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a jaded kobold named Bot. The warehouse is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the warehouse. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Thunderbird Shoppe [+] The Angry Thunderbird Shoppe is a small, messy-looking cheeseshop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, dirty windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an egotistical ogre named Dobal Rockfang. The cheeseshop is known for high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, you see many wheels of chese, and you hear yelling in the back. There are 3 customers in the cheeseshop. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Grumbling Turkey Inc. [+] The Grumbling Turkey Inc. is an average sized, messy-looking woodshop. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, no windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an embittered drow named Aestai Wishstryke. The woodshop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the woodshop. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Hen Enchanters [+] The Twin Hen Enchanters is a typical sized, smelly-looking alchemy shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a fatalistic drow named Belnalinne Longcaller. The alchemy shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you hear a dog barking, you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with, and you smell a foul smell. There are 4 customers in the alchemy shop. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Shallow Cup Timber Mill [+] The Shallow Cup Timber Mill is a huge, tidy-looking lumbermill. The building faces south with many windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a territorial goblin named Kun Ironhand. The lumbermill is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the lumbermill. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Old Dungeon Fine Bows [+] The Old Dungeon Fine Bows is an average sized, smelly-looking bowyer. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and no windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a cautious kobold named Fot. The bowyer is known for varying prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the bowyer. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Halflings Candle Maker [+] The Seven Halflings Candle Maker is a typical sized, dirty-looking illuminator. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an efficient lycanthrope named Mickes Petrnson. The illuminator is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the illuminator. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Goblins Inc. [+] The Ripped Goblins Inc. is a large, neat-looking townhouse. The building faces east with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and tiny windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a nosy kobold named Yik. The townhouse is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the townhouse. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Frogs Kennels [+] The Voluptuous Frogs Kennels is a large, packed-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces south with tiny windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guarded lycanthrope named Davey Chahouse. The slaughterhouse is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the slaughterhouse. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted House Leather Goods [+] The Gutted House Leather Goods is a small, messy-looking harness maker. The building faces southwest with three windows, a roof made from slate, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a gambling kobold named Rop. The harness maker is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the harness maker. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Perfumed Peddler Vineyards [+] The Perfumed Peddler Vineyards is a huge, messy-looking vinyard. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, three windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a pious kobold named Fat. The vinyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the vinyard. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Six Maiden Shipyard [+] The Six Maiden Shipyard is a small, neat-looking shipyard. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, tiny windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a gambling goblin named Gkutexn Foulmouth. The shipyard is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the shipyard. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Fox Inc. [+] The Lascivious Fox Inc. is a typical sized, filthy-looking smithy. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a few windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a lonely ogre named Ghagan Oxmane. The smithy is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the smithy. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.