Welcome to Coonnac!

Coonnac is known for the following resources:

• Vampire clam beds that are avoided by zombies. Tudomd Damnhand said one might dig up piles of diamonds hidden around somewhere.
• Vampire kitten glarings that are feared by locals.
• Substantial poisonous dragon wiers that are feared by children.
• Dragon wiers that are avoided by vampires. Gordin Oatslasher said one might dig up a chest containing gold hidden around somewhere.
• Old palm oil harvests that are frequented by unicorns. One might dig up bags of copper in a nearby pit.
• A new fort inhabited by dangerous quails that are frequented by kittens. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing copper buried near there.
• Paltry old coconut plantations that are hunted by gru.

• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward available. Contact Daap Oxclaw.
• Missing shovel. We suspect beaky brain monsters are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. References required. Contact Dzuun Brainwiser if intrigued.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Contact Filvartel Nightgale.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Alehiatel Aleaform.
• Needed: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Discretion required. Will pay in gold. Contact Diglug Armnor.
• Bored? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward available. Contact Trot Ghosttkill.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Brokon Bittersmith.
• Help Needed: Bored? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will pay in gold. Contact Ser Kaesebottle.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ferdidra Lagranspire.
• Bounty for grigs, dead or alive. No previous experience required. Reward available. Contact Gillose Quillthorn for more information.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact James Chrisbrook if interested.
• Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Malby Triggersprocket.
• co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Flurrl.
• Help! I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. May include some hazards. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Goi'ith.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Brogar Drakesmasher.
• Need a change of pace? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Mickes Baridge.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Contact Kerm Metaldamn.
• I have feral cats in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Bludoz Mokkiller.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Must be quick on your feet. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Gorbul Stonehall to learn more.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen statue. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Duduk Oakclaw.
• Bored? Sorcerer seeks apprentice. Reward available. Prior experience required. Contact Micke Morard to learn more.

• Srabgash Backripper is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent copyist. She appears jolly.
• Adagrimine Glittermap is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre official. He appears gluttonous.
• Eline Skydrum is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a gifted tailor. He appears homesick.
• Serine Hilllot is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled tavern. He appears grieving.
• Tarn Strongis is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled locksmith. She appears apologetic.
• Ser Curlydigger is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a renowned handyman. He appears jaded.
• Mickry Franctone is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a renowned hatmaker. She appears giddy.
• Tavkillian Bregilg is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a skilled bowyer. She appears healthy.
• Mickey MacColall is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled professor. He appears insecure.
• Don Benes is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled tavern. She appears solemn.
• Delomeras Plainrunner is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled cheesemaker. He appears vengeful.
• Donry Ferter is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent teacher. He appears drunken.
• Khomm Backripper The Red is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre actor. She appears loud.
• Tolgolddo Lightninggoat is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled spicemerchant. She appears mopey.
• Khabdosh Legcracker is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent woodcarver. She appears intimidated.
• Adane Stoutlot is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a mocked physician. He appears quiet.
• Mal Undershaker is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a renowned interpreter. He appears beligerent.
• Drom Legsnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled bounty hunter. She appears healthy.
• Deltoron Eaglestrider is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a gifted bleacher. He appears forgetful.
• Noostros Oatsinger is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled armorer. She appears sick.
• Donic Beres is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled navigator. He appears giddy.
• Uovma Misthoof is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a gifted barber. He appears vengeful.
• Pergold Healthysleep is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a skilled bucklemaker. She appears violent.
• Serbard Talwick is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a gifted pastrycook. He appears melancholy.
• Zhugbush Armnor is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled pastrycook. He appears egotistical.
• Husug Backripper is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent furrier. He appears jesterly.

• Faehiaava Aleanwaker, a guilty male half-elf. He is a monk who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Taz, a gluttonous male kobold. He is a cleric who is finding a missing sibling.
• Borgar Dullcask, a patriotic female dwarf. She is an expert who is here to buy slaves.
• Woure, an authoritarian male mindflayer. He is an expert who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Not, a resentful male kobold. He is a commoner who is seeking dishonest work.
• Don Stabrook, an attentive female human. She is a warrior who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Balnir Coralgem, a cautious male dwarf. He is a commoner who is finding a missing nemesis.
• Gwalenava Bluewake, a gambling female half-elf. She is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Pri'k'morn, a drunken female mindflayer. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Elhiatars Spiritwaker, a gluttonous male drow. He is a commoner who is here to buy spices.
• Dav Jameman, a beligerent female lycanthrope. She is a wizard who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Kiaxie Electrojet, a quiet male gnome. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Tilzer, a grieving androgynous troglodyte. It is a commoner who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Xtor Damnmurder, a mocking female hobgoblin. She is a wizard who is here to buy slaves.
• Mum Armcracker, a clumsy female half-orc. She is a commoner who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
• Chahiatel Darkspear, a mocking male drow. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Rhoshum Skullnor, an intimidated female orc. She is a fighter who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Malilda Roadcobble, a trusting female halfling. She is a monk who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
• Grunbul Doughvault, a jaded male dwarf. He is a commoner who is seeking revenge.
• Rhodd Skullkiller, a forbidding female half-orc. She is a warrior who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Tbus Greatmurder, a contrarian female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Belvaraen Eythermane, a nihilistic androgynous half-elf. It is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Jam MacDavidridge, a contrarian male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a ruler.

These establishments worthy of mention in Coonnac:

• The Ruby Darkroot Inc. [+] The Ruby Darkroot Inc. is a large, messy-looking stable. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a fatalistic halfling named Comaine Runningone. The stable is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the stable. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming House Timberyard [+] The Screaming House Timberyard is a normal sized, messy-looking lumberyard. The building faces east with no windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a chatty halfling named Toldi Raincloak. The lumberyard is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the lumberyard. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Laughing Crow Hats Shop [+] The Laughing Crow Hats Shop is a small, neat-looking hat shop. The building faces east with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and broken windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a melancholy minotaur named Sheith Stonegath. The hat shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the hat shop. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Twins Arena [+] The Purple Twins Arena is an average sized, smelly-looking bleacher. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, three windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a cautious halfling named Elly Plumpsleep. The bleacher is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the bleacher. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Knife Shoppe [+] The Angry Knife Shoppe is a small, clean-looking cheeseshop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and many windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forbidding minotaur named Sartra Strongilg. The cheeseshop is known for high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you hear yelling in the back, you see many wheels of chese, and you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese. There is 1 customer in the cheeseshop. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The White Cup Bath House [+] The White Cup Bath House is an average sized, messy-looking bath house. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, round windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a deluded half-orc named Jamic Bargton. The bath house is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you smell soap and flowers, you see naked people walking around, and you hear the sound of water running. There is 1 customer in the bath house. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Virgin Timberyard [+] The Screaming Virgin Timberyard is a huge, packed-looking lumberyard. The building faces east with a lap board storefront, small windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nihilistic halfling named Tolgoldne Homedrum. The lumberyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the lumberyard. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Blabbering Cavern Inc. [+] The Blabbering Cavern Inc. is a typical sized, orderly-looking law enforcement. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a lonely halfling named Adado Slyale. The law enforcement is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 5 customers in the law enforcement. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Highlighted Tree Star Gazers [+] The Highlighted Tree Star Gazers is a large, dirty-looking astrologer. The building faces southwest with no windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a thick halfling named Fal Hairywolf. The astrologer is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see scrolls leaning against the walls. There are 3 customers in the astrologer. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dry Wolfhound Shop [+] The Dry Wolfhound Shop is a normal sized, filthy-looking cobblershop. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, barred windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a xenophobic halfling named Serda Sproutcaller. The cobblershop is known for very high prices for the work there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you smell scent of leather, you see a kitten, and you hear the work of shoes. There are 2 customers in the cobblershop. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Twin House Shoppe [+] The Twin House Shoppe is a large, damp-looking alchemy shop. The building faces east with broken windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a forgetful minotaur named Esten Stoneganthi. The alchemy shop is known for slightly high prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell damp earth, you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with, and you hear a dog barking. There are 5 customers in the alchemy shop. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Drinking Elves Arena [+] The Drinking Elves Arena is a small, dusty-looking civic center. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, many windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a fatalistic halfling named Falbardne Dudjay. The civic center is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the civic center. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Furious Baiter Military School [+] The Furious Baiter Military School is a huge, dirty-looking school. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a roof made from slate, and a brick storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a fashion concious minotaur named Astergas Winterstalker. The school is known for very high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the school. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Wagon Night Smiths [+] The Warm Wagon Night Smiths is a normal sized, crowded-looking graveyard. The building faces northwest with broken windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a guarded half-orc named Danry Bartoton. The graveyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the graveyard. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Violent Riverside Inc. [+] The Violent Riverside Inc. is a normal sized, packed-looking university. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and small windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a prejudiced half-orc named Togl Legsnapper. The university is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the university. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Wagonhouse Security [+] The Surly Wagonhouse Security is a huge, smelly-looking adventurers guild. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a mud storefront, and large windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a deluded half-orc named Mickic Robertick. The adventurers guild is known for dirt cheap prices for the assistance with minor problems there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see equipment lying around, you hear people yelling, and you smell smell of blood. There are 4 customers in the adventurers guild. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Frog Leatherworks [+] The Burly Frog Leatherworks is a normal sized, crowded-looking leathershop. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and two windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a drunken minotaur named Galduul Earthbreaker. The leathershop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the leathershop. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Shallow Silver Timber Mill [+] The Shallow Silver Timber Mill is a huge, filthy-looking lumbermill. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, round windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed halfling named Perine Overfellow. The lumbermill is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 3 customers in the lumbermill. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Cavern Study [+] The Slumbering Cavern Study is a small, filthy-looking library. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and stained windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a beligerent halfling named Coine Boffinroarer. The library is known for minimal prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the library. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Paladin Shoppe [+] The Tired Paladin Shoppe is an average sized, neat-looking alchemy shop. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a trusting minotaur named Garatred Windis. The alchemy shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you hear a rythimic scraping, you smell damp earth, and you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with. There are 5 customers in the alchemy shop. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Six Lion Dock Company [+] The Six Lion Dock Company is a huge, crowded-looking shipyard. The building faces southwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and broken windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a gambling halfling named Perco Earthtoe. The shipyard is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 4 customers in the shipyard. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Last Hearthstone Hats Shop [+] The Last Hearthstone Hats Shop is a large, damp-looking hat shop. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an easily offended halfling named Cocob Brushmap. The hat shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the hat shop. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Harpoon Security [+] The Surly Harpoon Security is a huge, cluttered-looking adventurers guild. The building faces east with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and broken windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a forbidding half-orc named Khubbarz Legsnapper. The adventurers guild is known for fair prices for the contracts there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear people yelling, you see equipment lying around, and you smell burning coals. There are 2 customers in the adventurers guild. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Smiling Ent Bakery [+] The Smiling Ent Bakery is a huge, packed-looking bakery. The building faces south with barred windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a jesterly half-orc named Drubgub Legsnapper The Gray. The bakery is known for next to nothing prices for the hot buns there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell fresh flour, you see hot buns, and you hear fire crackling. There are 3 customers in the bakery. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Blabbering Wine Inc. [+] The Blabbering Wine Inc. is a typical sized, tidy-looking law enforcement. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, dirty windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a gambling half-orc named Khudarg Bonesnapper. The law enforcement is known for very high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the law enforcement. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Wagon Garbage Lot [+] The Wrong Wagon Garbage Lot is a huge, crowded-looking junkyard. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, no windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an idealistic halfling named Po Dudfoot. The junkyard is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the junkyard. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.