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Welcome to Saint Clarkberg!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,343
  • Children: 34.48% (463)
  • Elderly: 8.49% (114)

Racial Breakdown

  • 624 half-orc (46.4%)
  • 524 dwarf (39%)
  • 104 half-elf (7.7%)
  • 80 half-dwarf (5.9%)
  • 11 other (0.8%)

Misc.

  • 4 Districts
  • 68 Businesses
  • 143 Specialists
  • 142 Residences

Summary [-]

Saint Clarkberg is a small town in the Konkil Region with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile small town is moderately populated (3,772/sq km), covers 0.36 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 677 meters.

Climate [-]

Saint Clarkberg has a Tropical Rainforest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures, continual rain year-round, and has minimal natural seasons, and has negligible seasons. Winds in the region are wild and the temperature is generally hot with minor variation. Precipitation is massive, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Saint Clarkberg sees a binary star overhead: Uun, an average orange star and Lux, a large white star. Saint Clarkberg also has a single moon: Sinodonoe, an average light blue moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a massive pulsar that has been around for only a few years, a massive galaxy that has been around for time immemorial, and an imposing asteroid belt that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a scarred sandstone wall that is 13 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.38 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Saint Clarkberg; no roads are major. The city is lined with smooth dirt roads in an irregular pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, arena, middleclass, and trade.

Government [-]

Saint Clarkberg is governed through a republic, where the people's elected representatives, not the people themselves, vote on legislation.. The government as a whole is seen as somwhat capable. Officials in Saint Clarkberg are often seen as underhanded and the policies are despised. The political influence of Saint Clarkberg in the region is shrinking due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Saint Clarkberg is ruled by Commander Xruk Oozeshadow. The Commander has been in power for several years and is honored by the people. There is secret opposition to the Commander and policies. The right to rule was granted by forgery, and that power is maintained through vague threats and a constant state of fear.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a mobsters, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 1.64% of the population (22 adults).

Military [-]

Saint Clarkberg has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 201 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 77 (5.75%). Of the active duty military, 9 (4.5%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and scarred wall, Saint Clarkberg is properly fortified. Saint Clarkberg fighters are despised for their use of greataxes in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Saint Clarkberg is currently failing.

Resources [-]

Saint Clarkberg is known for the following resources:

  • A haunted mine inhabited by defenseless beavers that are avoided by zombies. Falag Quartztable said one might dig up piles of iron maidens in a well.
  • An ancient tower inhabited by dangerous cobras that are avoided by kittens. Joic Marland said somoeone said someone found a stash of rubies in a well.
  • Substantial tame woodpecker descents that are visited frequently by locals. One might find a chest containing copper hidden around somewhere.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Years ago, the constable of Laurbor thrived. Things were good, but one day an evil wizard named Doduk Oxmane took over the town. The constable tried to kill Doduk Oxmane, but didn't get close. Along came a authoritarian elf named Adaelllas Whitesun, who was a sneaky thief. Adaelllas had an idea to slay the wizard by using magic to banish it. When Adaelllas Whitesun faced the wizard, Adaelllas Whitesun defeated Doduk Oxmane and rescued Laurbor.
  • Legends tell of Nhozoz' Sceptre, a legendary sceptre with the power to cause others to fall asleep. It was last seen years ago.

Events [-]

Saint Clarkberg is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Dan Andrsone for more information.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Lik.
  • I'm looking for rare homuncului, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Contact Grimmir Silverhand.
  • I have rats in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Khabig Bonecracker.
  • Wanted: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mick Casland.
  • Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Reward available. Contact Zit.
  • Help! Dav Davand has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Experienced professionals only. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jedtra Athsinger for more details.
  • Need a change of pace? I have toads in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Contact Durrim Deepmug.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tomatoes. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Khos Skullcrusher.
  • Help! cheese tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must be clean. Contact Tekgani Winterfury if intrigued.
  • Someone stole my tomatoes. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Khumash Bonecrusher for further details.

People [-]

The people in Saint Clarkberg despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Abaarttel Norregazer is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a skilled actor. She appears shifty.
  • Ilyellinne Rilynnwing is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre courtier. She appears outlandish.
  • Micke Barcombe is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted bounty hunter. He appears sick.
  • Haalanthil Featherears is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent cartwright. He appears grieving.
  • Danry Chaorth is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a gifted lawyer. He appears nihilistic.
  • Grunkon Foehill is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled grocer. She appears resentful.
  • Mickic Martigton is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled illuminator. He appears gluttonous.
  • Snorgin Clawgrieve is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent scabbardmaker. She appears easily offended.
  • Joe Benman is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled smith. It appears intimidated.
  • Dones Stahouse is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled jeweler. He appears intimidated.
  • Gardin Kindtoe is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled pastrycook. She appears cowed.
  • Snorgan Shinystream is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre stablehand. He appears gosipy.
  • Broond Talonplate is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled shoemaker. She appears trusting.
  • Balbul Dogmace is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled messenger. He appears territorial.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Srogb Armkiller, a nosy androgynous half-orc. It is an expert who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Ana Bonecracker, a solemn male half-orc. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
  • Falorin Clashingplate, a drunken female half-dwarf. She is a wizard who is seeking honest work.
  • Don Martihouse, an outlandish female half-orc. She is an expert who is seeing the city.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Saint Clarkberg:

  • The Twin Song Enchanters [+]
  • The Mended Baiter Coop Hoop [+]
  • The Crossed Troll Inc. [+]
  • The Lost Ulcer Inc. [+]
  • The Shallow Wand Timber Mill [+]
  • The Divine Dead Healers [+]
  • The Wobblin' Horse Construction [+]
  • The Northern Flask Inc. [+]
  • The Wobblin' Bag Hostel [+]
  • The Crippled Dog Inc. [+]
  • The Ever-full Pig Brewery [+]
  • The Shallow Twins Saw Mill [+]
  • The Ruby Wagonhouse Inc. [+]
  • The Violent Bull Inc. [+]