Welcome to Carpny!

Carpny is known for the following resources:

• Cobra quivers that are feared by locals. Rumors tell of a stash of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
• An old grave yard inhabited by vampire clams that are avoided by locals. The locals speak of bags of small lyres buried near there.
• Scorpion beds that are hunted by kittens.
• Peat bogs that are hunted by witches. Rumors tell of piles of gold in a nearby pit.
• An ancient fort inhabited by poisonous caterpillars that are feared by locals. Rumors tell of bags of silver in a dungeon.

• Missing golden skill. We suspect cockatrices are the culprit. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Daduk Oxsnout.
• Looking for work? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Length of job expected to be short. Reward available. Contact Gobal Oakfang for further details.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Serious inquiries only. Contact Merios Swiftcloud for more details.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome feral cats required. Special attire required. Will owe you a huge favor. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Belartava Dirthears.
• Help! Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Must submit to background check. Contact Illnalssa Oakmane.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Prar'k'morn.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Surps.
• Need a change of pace? rust rats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. May include some hazards. Reward is a secret. Contact Xukasr Greatrender.
• I'm looking for rare mephits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Jo Greenes.
• Help Wanted: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Arbul Starale if intrigued.
• lock picking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Cocobne Kaesemaker to learn more.
• Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. Must be clean. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward available. Contact Dave Smithne for more information.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Zrasuul Headcrusher.
• Bored? I have bats in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Rraluh Armbreaker The Red.
• Looking for something new? Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Adalanssa Bluegleam.
• Help Wanted: Someone stole my wagon wheel. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Dan Bartoling.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Anra for more information.
• Wanted: grog tester wanted. Will reward you with valuable information. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Jamic Greenell.
• Looking for work? Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Kish Eaglenut to learn more.
• Looking for something new? Missing tiara. We suspect gremlins are the culprit. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Gat.
• Required: Want to earn some quick coin? Rintrah Grimbreaker has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Jo Davidston for further details.

• Ghal Headsnapper The Brave is a female bugbear who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled potter. She appears treasure-obsessed.
• Odbush Legcracker is a male bugbear who is known in the region as being a gifted courtier. He appears violent.
• Gorrin Stareye is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent ship captain. He appears egotistical.
• Arbin Bloodblade is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent lumberjack. She appears nosy.
• Ulbul Carbonstream is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted dyer. She appears greedy.
• Barbul Foeanvil is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled leatherworker. He appears shifty.
• Rxun Laughrender is a male bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a gifted butcher. He appears guarded.
• Zrogl Necksnapper The Gray is a male bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled scribe. He appears fatalistic.
• Gargin Forgetun is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre sculptor. She appears healthy.
• Naromn Bladekill is a female bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre weaponsmith. She appears vengeful.
• Thzzre is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent collier. She appears mocking.
• Hum is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a decent coach driver. He appears efficient.
• Throbul Grayvault is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre mason. She appears vengeful.
• Joic Goodick is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled brewer. She appears idealistic.
• Xrot Greatdoom is a female bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled butcher. She appears conspirational.
• Brobul Dragonmill is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a mocked bookbinder. She appears mocking.
• Durrin Warstaff is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre official. She appears violent.
• Grimbor Crystalfighter is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent ostler. She appears embittered.
• Arorin Granitetoe is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled priest. He appears unreliable.
• Yorgan Kindhead is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled butcher. She appears gluttonous.
• Meride is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled tinker. She appears exhausted.
• Xrurm Evilhost is a male bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled banker. He appears lovelorn.
• Kzor Bladegloom is a female bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a decent jeweler. She appears intimidating.
• Sszrall is a male mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a legendary butcher. He appears nihilistic.
• Jo Chrisham is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre copyist. He appears conspirational.
• Dotgu Headkiller is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled miller. He appears clumsy.

• Skabin Doughmace, a scattered male dwarf. He is a wizard who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Trellre, a jesterly male mindflayer. He is a warrior who is finding a missing artifact.
• Ozshbub Neckripper, a chatty male bugbear. He is a commoner who is following rumors of riches.
• Dones Davidhouse, a patriotic female half-orc. She is a sorcerer who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Grimbul Leadkeep, a greedy female dwarf. She is an aristocrat who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Yorbor Talonfist, a forbidding female dwarf. She is a warrior who is cleaning out a slum.
• Bret Gianthowl, a trusting male bugbear. He is a bard who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Enm, a violent female mindflayer. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Garnir Ratmead, a violent female dwarf. She is a ranger who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Throdub Neckcracker, a melancholy male half-orc. He is a fighter who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Thur Bonesnapper, a prejudiced female half-orc. She is a warrior who is finding a missing treasure.
• Vessrall, an exhausted androgynous mindflayer. It is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost sibling.

These establishments worthy of mention in Carpny:

• The Frosted Princess of All That Is Holy [+] The Frosted Princess of All That Is Holy is a huge, neat-looking church. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a melancholy half-orc named Don Rosecroft. The church is known for high prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear rhythmic chanting, you smell scent of oil, and you see people walking around in a daze. There are 2 customers in the church. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Fig Inc. [+] The Gray Fig Inc. is an average sized, dusty-looking transportation. The building faces southeast with small windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a self-obsessed bugbear named Nab Bonebreaker. The transportation is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the transportation. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Octopus Shop [+] The Eastern Octopus Shop is a small, cluttered-looking clothing shop. The building faces south with a few windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an insecure bugbear named Rbuk Metalcutter. The clothing shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 5 customers in the clothing shop. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wandering Elf Night Smiths [+] The Wandering Elf Night Smiths is a large, smelly-looking graveyard. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, small windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed half-orc named Biguk Headripper. The graveyard is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the graveyard. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wild Stump Inpirationsl Waters [+] The Wild Stump Inpirationsl Waters is a typical sized, damp-looking bath house. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, three windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a violent bugbear named Rugexn Bladebone. The bath house is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you smell soap and flowers, you see naked people walking around, and you hear the sound of water running. There is 1 customer in the bath house. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered Cavern Worship House [+] The Tattered Cavern Worship House is a typical sized, disgusting-looking temple. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a jolly bugbear named Trobguul Boneripper. The temple is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the temple. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Hanging Toad Millers [+] The Hanging Toad Millers is a typical sized, disgusting-looking mill. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a melancholy bugbear named Xodeb Ogrekill. The mill is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the mill. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Short Dwarf Shoppe [+] The Short Dwarf Shoppe is a small, crowded-looking bookbinder. The building faces east with dirty windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an egotistical mindflayer named Waerrl. The bookbinder is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell old parchment and you see books and papers everywhere. There are 2 customers in the bookbinder. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Fumbling Rock Fine Books [+] The Fumbling Rock Fine Books is a small, messy-looking bookstore. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a mud storefront, and large windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed mindflayer named Blo'toor. The bookstore is known for varying prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the bookstore. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Wagonhouse Mail Service [+] The Burning Wagonhouse Mail Service is an average sized, crowded-looking post office. The building faces east with a few windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a fashion concious dwarf named Abarun Beargrave. The post office is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the post office. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Raging Toad Arena [+] The Raging Toad Arena is an average sized, damp-looking bleacher. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, broken windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious bugbear named Dosh Bonenor. The bleacher is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the bleacher. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Heart Rug Shop [+] The Weary Heart Rug Shop is a small, filthy-looking rugmaker. The building faces north with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patriotic mindflayer named Blorall. The rugmaker is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the rugmaker. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbly Bunk Lodge [+] The Wobbly Bunk Lodge is a typical sized, packed-looking inn. The building faces east with a few windows, a roof made from slate, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an unreliable half-orc named Mickey Jamerell. The inn is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the inn. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Halfling Bindary [+] The Shining Halfling Bindary is an average sized, damp-looking bookbinder. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, three windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidated half-orc named Zrogtarg Backcrusher. The bookbinder is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see books and papers everywhere and you smell old parchment. There is 1 customer in the bookbinder. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Naughty Harpoon [+] The Naughty Harpoon is a small, damp-looking glove shop. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a contrarian bugbear named Dzuods Bladestomach. The glove shop is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the glove shop. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Elves Book Smith [+] The Shining Elves Book Smith is an average sized, dusty-looking bookbinder. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an outlandish mindflayer named Merpair. The bookbinder is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see books and papers everywhere and you smell old parchment. There is 1 customer in the bookbinder. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Cavern House of Ill Repute [+] The Deadly Cavern House of Ill Repute is a huge, crowded-looking brothel. The building faces northeast with a stone storefront, a roof made from thatch, and clean windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a chatty bugbear named Ozgag Skullnor. The brothel is known for suspiciously low prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell scent of oil, you hear loud moaning, and you see barely clothed women. There is 1 customer in the brothel. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Red Hearthstone Correctional Centre [+] The Red Hearthstone Correctional Centre is a typical sized, neat-looking jailhouse. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a gambling mindflayer named Fluter. The jailhouse is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the jailhouse. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Ugly Bucket Designs [+] The Ugly Bucket Designs is a huge, packed-looking engineering firm. The building faces north with large windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a shifty dwarf named Balril Stormvein. The engineering firm is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the engineering firm. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Thirsty Cavern Shrine [+] The Thirsty Cavern Shrine is a typical sized, smelly-looking temple. The building faces northwest with a few windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a boastful half-orc named Dud Headbreaker. The temple is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the temple. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dwarven Hops Shop [+] The Dwarven Hops Shop is an average sized, neat-looking cobblershop. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and broken windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a jaded half-orc named Throlosh Headcrusher. The cobblershop is known for high prices for the goods there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you see a kitten, you smell scent of leather, and you hear silence. There is 1 customer in the cobblershop. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The New Demon [+] The New Demon is an average sized, dusty-looking glove shop. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and tiny windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an impatient mindflayer named Merre. The glove shop is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the glove shop. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Bull Shop [+] The Hilltop Bull Shop is a large, crowded-looking apothecary. The building faces south with no windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a forbidding half-orc named Dav Caswell. The apothecary is known for next to nothing prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you hear a cat mewing, you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs, and you smell fresh herbs. There are 5 customers in the apothecary. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Open Frog Firepit [+] The Open Frog Firepit is a normal sized, dusty-looking firepit. The building faces south with a stone storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nihilistic bugbear named Drag Skullbreaker. The firepit is known for steep prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the firepit. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Flying Thug Inc. [+] The Flying Thug Inc. is a huge, filthy-looking dock. The building faces southeast with clean windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a gosipy dwarf named Lomir Lightningkiller. The dock is known for minimal prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the dock. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Giant Shop [+] The Twisted Giant Shop is a small, smelly-looking alchemy shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and round windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a smitten half-orc named Dromug Neckcracker The Cruel. The alchemy shop is known for inexpensive prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell a foul smell, you see a two headed chicken wandering around, and you hear a dog barking. There is 1 customer in the alchemy shop. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.