Welcome to Mount DeGoosevale!

Mount DeGoosevale is known for the following resources:

• Old guano banks that are visited frequently by kittens. Somoeone said someone found piles of iron maidens hidden around somewhere.
• Rock salt fields that are avoided by wenches.
• A magical cave inhabited by poisonous bees that are avoided by vampires. One might find a chest containing penis sheathes buried near there.
• Magical cormorant flights that are feared by children. Somoeone said someone found bags of emeralds in a dungeon.

• Want to earn some quick coin? A passing Barbarian is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mickey Colerley.
• Bored? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Experienced professionals only. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ilylentel Hawkrun.
• Missing tomatoes. We suspect homuncului are the culprit. Length of job expected to be short. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Niz.
• Need a change of pace? A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. No pay until task is completed successfully. Prior experience required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jamry Claygan.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a priceless heirloom. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact James Morbrook for more information.
• Help Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Gwarigthil Eytherrisen for further details.
• Wanted: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ilvartars Kennyrshield.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. Will pay in gold. Contact Danes Braill.

• Jennk Wizzsprocket is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a legendary alchemist. She appears beligerent.
• Don Chaworth is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent coach driver. She appears nervous.
• Shatg Backkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent official. She appears spiteful.
• Grimril Wheelsmith is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled brewer. She appears mopey.
• Danic Brownick is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre cheesemaker. He appears helpful.
• Tulkey Cogglesprocket is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled handyman. He appears grieving.
• Adamida Tinkerjet is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent interpreter. He appears clumsy.
• Mick Southidge is a male human who is known in the region as being a gifted grocer. He appears prejudiced.
• Danry Francing is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled bounty hunter. She appears prejudiced.
• Arbor Hawkhelm is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled fishmonger. He appears giddy.

• Bestra Grimmane, an unreliable male minotaur. He is a wizard who is seeing the city.
• Baldal Talonfighter, a lovelorn female dwarf. She is a barbarian who is finding work as a merchant.
• Gozra, an authoritarian female troglodyte. She is a druid who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Tbexn Foulfury, a cowed male goblin. He is a commoner who is here to buy supplies.
• James Southard, an easily offended male human. He is a druid who is finding work as a mercenary.

These establishments worthy of mention in Mount DeGoosevale:

• The Marbled Turkey Inc. [+] The Marbled Turkey Inc. is a huge, smelly-looking tannery. The building faces north with a mud storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a flirtatious gnome named Alliita Tinkersprocket. The tannery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell leather, you see skins stretching, and you hear an odd thumping sound. There is 1 customer in the tannery. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Robber Jane Inc. [+] The Robber Jane Inc. is a normal sized, neat-looking spicemerchant. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a beligerent gnome named Gavita Rocketfuel. The spicemerchant is known for steep prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the spicemerchant. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Perfumed Turkey Wine Shoppe [+] The Perfumed Turkey Wine Shoppe is a huge, messy-looking vinyard. The building faces southwest with a stone storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an insecure half-orc named Mick Smithsford. The vinyard is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the vinyard. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Punchin' Princess Locksmith [+] The Punchin' Princess Locksmith is an average sized, orderly-looking locksmith. The building faces southwest with many windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a grieving half-orc named Mickic Gilland. The locksmith is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the locksmith. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Drowned Yawning Jewelers [+] The Drowned Yawning Jewelers is a normal sized, messy-looking jewelery store. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and clean windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an intimidating gnome named Hamgles Electrobolt. The jewelery store is known for very high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the jewelery store. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wooden Weasels Inn [+] The Wooden Weasels Inn is a large, clean-looking inn. The building faces northeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and round windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a battle-ready half-dwarf named Grumkon Platinummine. The inn is known for steep prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the inn. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Frogs Supplies [+] The Tipsy Frogs Supplies is a typical sized, dirty-looking chandlery shop. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a gambling gnome named Ninley Geargadget. The chandlery shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the chandlery shop. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Urchin Translations [+] The Mad Urchin Translations is an average sized, dusty-looking translator. The building faces northeast with a few windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a xenophobic half-orc named Drubarg Bonesnapper. The translator is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the translator. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Bag Designs [+] The Twisted Bag Designs is a small, packed-looking engineering firm. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a lovelorn half-orc named Gaddum Legcracker. The engineering firm is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the engineering firm. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Shallow Bill Timber Mill [+] The Shallow Bill Timber Mill is a normal sized, clean-looking lumbermill. The building faces northwest with many windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an embittered human named Dav Browngton. The lumbermill is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the lumbermill. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.