Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 28,101
- Children: 22.25% (6,252)
- Elderly: 17.25% (4,847)
Racial Breakdown
- 11,972 mindflayer (42.6%)
- 9,358 lizardfolk (33.3%)
- 3,429 goblin (12.2%)
- 1,939 lycanthrope (6.9%)
- 839 other (2.9%)
- 282 orc (1%)
- 282 kobold (1%)
Misc.
- 7 Districts
- 522 Businesses
- 4,344 Specialists
- 3,332 Residences
Summary [-]
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Resources [-]
Bad Blairdorf Mills is known for the following resources:
- Crow murders that are avoided by travelers.
- Defenseless bee hives that are visited frequently by vampires. Rumors tell of a stash of silver in a nearby pit.
- A magical tower inhabited by poisonous bats that are visited frequently by townspeople. Rumors tell of piles of monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.
- Timber forests that are visited frequently by zombies.
- Vast bat clouds that are avoided by locals.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- A long time ago, a ghoul named Rit wandered the swamps and was drawn towards misbehaving children. They say that if you face him, you will be eaten alive.
- Way back when, a wizard named Trellrr frequented the fields. Some say that if you caught her, you will be eaten alive.
- Some time ago, a dragon named Merth stalked the woods during a red moon. Villagers say that if you confront him, you will die within 24 hours.
- Long, long ago in a city far, far away, a Pooka roamed the region. Folks say that the Pooka will offer you sweets, then banish you if you are cruel.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Looking for work? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Guild membership required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ulril Broadkiller.
- Wanted: Looking for work? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Aesartthil Longgale.
- I'm looking for rare brain moles, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Must submit to background check. Contact Cotgan Tinkerblast.
- Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Snorbin Tigerbridge.
- Looking for something new? Druid seeks apprentice. Reward is a secret. Contact Tulnk Rocketwink to learn more.
- Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Kzemt Oozemouth.
- Need a change of pace? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen bracelet. Will pay in gold. Safety not guaranteed. Must submit to background check. Contact Gubal Bearsnout.
- Needed: Looking for work? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Safety not guaranteed. Reward available. Contact Os Necknor if interested.
- Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather medical supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Special attire required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Duap Boarsnout.
- Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jory Briinson if interested.
- Need a change of pace? I'm looking for rare gremlins, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Prior experience required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Rit.
- Help! Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a secret. Contact Ama Firetory.
- Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Must be clean. Contact Porkaro.
- Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gavina Gyrofuel.
- Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Falgoldne Honorbottle for more information.
- Bored? sewing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Jam Gilman.
- Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will pay in gold. Contact Dit.
- Need a change of pace? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Donic Colmell for further details.
- Hearty souls needed to recover stolen peg leg. Reward is a secret. May include some hazards. Contact Hatgath Boneripper for more details.
- Want to earn some quick coin? toads-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Goirall.
- Want to earn some quick coin? unknown potion tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Grashsh Backcracker for more details.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Trellide is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled miller. She appears apologetic.
- Hoburz Skullcrusher is a female orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled lawyer. She appears vengeful.
- Hupne is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a decent librarian. She appears pacifistic.
- Chief Blamorg Headcracker is a female orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent smith. She appears patriotic.
- Mer'ith is a male mindflayer who is known in the world as being a decent herbalist. He appears lovelorn.
- Vit is a female kobold who is known in that part of town as being a gifted wine seller. She appears authoritarian.
- Yerzor teh Ghezin is a female lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled miller. She appears lovelorn.
- Tudeb Metalrender is a male goblin who is known in the city as being a mediocre chandler. He appears vengeful.
- Mhogl Neckkiller is a female orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent armorer. She appears fatalistic.
- Goivy is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled forester. She appears efficient.
- Tmub Greatfury is a male goblin who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled navigator. He appears healthy.
- Kaddab Neckcrusher is a female orc who is known in the world as being a decent shoemaker. She appears boastful.
- Gloddorg Backsnapper is a male orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled plasterer. He appears greedy.
- Trellrall is a male mindflayer who is known in the world as being a renowned salter. He appears beligerent.
- Sszter is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled collier. She appears grieving.
- Yerzin ahn Ghezor is an androgynous lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled tavern. It appears vengeful.
- Zat is a male kobold who is known in the world as being a renowned bucklemaker. He appears jesterly.
- Tudok Foulbeast is a male goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled woodcarver. He appears patronizing.
- Dam Backnor The Red is a female orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled watercarrier. She appears scattered.
- Vesspne is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled chickenbutcher. She appears lonely.
- Mutguk Headcracker is a female orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted deputy. She appears attentive.
- Dzuus Damnhost is a male goblin who is known in the region as being a renowned banker. He appears lonely.
- S'hoorzor heh Khalssen is a female lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a decent bookbinder. She appears spiteful.
- Dones Ferford is a male lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a renowned bookbinder. He appears forbidding.
- Yerssen ahn Yerssen is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a mediocre wine seller. He appears drunken.
- Tokakh Armsnapper is a male orc who is known in the city as being a mediocre bowyer. He appears fashion concious.
Travelers [-]
- Surps, a pacifistic female troglodyte. She is a cleric who is here to destroy a rumor.
- Git, a loud female kobold. She is a paladin who is finding work as a healer.
- Halhiatel Meadowrunner, an exhausted female elf. She is a commoner who is doing something nefarious.
- Khalssen heh Yerssen, a clumsy male lizardfolk. He is a commoner who is here to buy slaves.
- Halelltars Summerleaf, a vengeful male elf. He is an aristocrat who is following the voices.
- Kzezn Foulbone, a smitten male goblin. He is an expert who is seeking honest work.
- Halrigssa Ousseawind, a trusting androgynous elf. It is a barbarian who is here to buy spices.
- Gozraz, an intimidated female troglodyte. She is a commoner who is doing something nefarious.
- Dism, a helpful male mindflayer. He is a wizard who is here to buy spices.
- Khushosh Moksnapper, a grieving male bugbear. He is an expert who is delivering a message to a thug.
- Aleelllas Orlegazer, a mopey female elf. She is a commoner who is here to buy slaves.
- Bootred Earthcaller, a flirtatious female minotaur. She is a bard who is traveling with an expidition.
- Poduk Oxtooth, a forbidding male ogre. He is an expert who is fleeing an assassin.
- Dzuub Laughgloom, a quiet female hobgoblin. She is an adept who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
- Elhs, a fashion concious female troglodyte. She is a fighter who is traveling the world as a beggar.
- Waere, a jesterly female mindflayer. She is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
- Jo Chrissford, a guilty female lycanthrope. She is a druid who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
- Shuglzog Headnor, an outlandish female orc. She is an expert who is here to destroy an artifact.
- Mor Brainhand, an easily offended male goblin. He is a ranger who is finding a long-lost parent.
- Kagl Neckbreaker, an apologetic male orc. He is an expert who is seeking revenge.
- Beaita Tiddlyscope, an embittered female gnome. She is a druid who is fleeing an assassin.
- Perbardine Nimblefur, a cautious female halfling. She is an aristocrat who is here to buy supplies.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Blairdorf Mills:
- The Weary Iron Rugs [+]
- The Refuge Jade Inc. [+]
- The Drowned Stump Jewelers [+]
- The Desert Wagonhouse Inc. [+]
- The Voluptuous Yawning Furs [+]
- The Surly Octopus Union #101 [+]
- The Noisy Wagon Inc. [+]
- The Ever-full Greyhound Ale House [+]
- The Crimson Frog Inc. [+]
- The Raging Hole Arena [+]
- The Yellow Riverside Garbage Lot [+]
- The Slippery Bag Textiles [+]
- The Slaughtered Peddler Poor House [+]
- The Deadly Wand Temple [+]
- The Rusty Priest Inc. [+]
- The Grumbling Rooster Inc. [+]
- The Splintered Baiter Shoes Inc. [+]
- The Empty Horse Money Changers [+]
- The Cardinal Badger Mail Service [+]
- The Glaring Monkey Inc. [+]
- The Furious Bull Reform School [+]
- The Shallow Jade Saw Mill [+]
- The Elven Axehandle Vault [+]
- The Twin Days Shoppe [+]
- The Ruby Dungeon Inc. [+]
- The Marbled Mug Inc. [+]