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Welcome to Eddyvista!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,845
  • Children: 28.18% (520)
  • Elderly: 12.95% (239)

Racial Breakdown

  • 1,519 half-dwarf (82.3%)
  • 310 half-orc (16.8%)
  • 16 other (0.8%)

Misc.

  • 4 Districts
  • 82 Businesses
  • 225 Specialists
  • 186 Residences

Summary [-]

Eddyvista is a town in the Lesser Nillemeese District with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (6,450/sq km), covers 0.29 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 607 meters.

Climate [-]

Eddyvista has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally unbearably cold with little variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Eddyvista sees a binary star overhead: Abac, an average white star and Uuj, an average yellow star. Eddyvista also has a single moon: Theta, a small light blue moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a polished stone barrier that is 10 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.00 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Eddyvista; 1 road is major. The city is lined with bumpy cobblestone paths in a random mesh pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, education, wealthy, and middleclass.

Government [-]

Eddyvista is governed through a theocracy, where a deity is recognized as the supreme civil ruler, but the deity's laws are interpreted by ecclesiastical authorities. The government as a whole is seen as mostly sufficient. Officials in Eddyvista are often seen as honorable and the policies are feared. The political influence of Eddyvista in the region is wilting due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population rallies behind its leaders.

Leader [-]

Eddyvista is ruled by Chief Morbin Slatemug. The Chief has been in power for a few months and is feared by the people. There is strong opposition to the Chief and policies. The right to rule was granted by force, and that power is maintained by draconian laws and underpaid guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a police, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.05% of the population (1 adult).

Military [-]

Eddyvista has a positive attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 235 citizens (12.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 124 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 11 (5%) are special forces. Due to their positive attitude and polished barrier, Eddyvista is greatly fortified. Eddyvista fighters are much maligned for their use of bows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered properly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Eddyvista is currently crumbling.

Resources [-]

Eddyvista is known for the following resources:

  • An ancient shrine inhabited by poisonous parrots that are frequented by townspeople.
  • Unlimited vampire clam beds that are hunted by witches.
  • Beaver colonies that are feared by kittens. One might find piles of monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In olden times, a demon named Dagan lingered in the world. Commoners say that if you confront him, you will never be seen again unless you offer your most valued possession.
  • In the days of yore, the villagers of East Deswall lived happily. Things were peaceful, but one day an evil serial killer named S'hoorzin heh S'herzor kidnapped a princess. The villagers tried to stop the serial killer, but didn't get close. Along came a ogre named Goduk Boarfang, who was a sneaky thief. Goduk had a plan to trick the serial killer by causing a distraction while others struck. When Goduk Boarfang faced the serial killer, Goduk Boarfang banished S'hoorzin heh S'herzor.
  • Long ago, a wizard named Cak haunted the streets. Commoners say that if you hear him, you will never be seen again unless you complete a quest.

Events [-]

Eddyvista is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Darriglas Wavegleam.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Guild membership required. Contact Dane Petron to learn more.
  • Bored? sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Must be a quick learner. Contact Tol Hillcobble.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Thak Legripper if intrigued.
  • I have imps in my basement, plz halp! No pay until task is completed successfully. Will pay in gold. Contact Bellanaen Floralshade for more details.
  • Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Trammunk Legripper.
  • Required: Need a change of pace? Warrior seeks apprentice. Reward is a secret. Serious inquiries only. Contact Mal Wobbcog.
  • Help! Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Safety not guaranteed. Guild membership required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Git for further details.
  • Help Needed: Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome feral cats required. Reward is a secret. Contact Throgin Wisefinger.
  • Needed: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Discretion required. Will pay in gold. Contact Ubel Oxsnout.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Bap if interested.
  • I have bats in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Xtbok Foulhowl.

People [-]

The people in Eddyvista despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Jamic Davrough is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled bounty hunter. He appears fashion concious.
  • Dav Brownne is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a renowned salter. He appears cowed.
  • Donic Braman is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted bleacher. She appears gosipy.
  • Lorin Armorstomach is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted cheesemaker. He appears guilty.
  • Jamry Christt is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent artist. She appears mopey.
  • Jame Ferore is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled teacher. She appears forgetful.
  • Nhoz Neckkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled woodcarver. She appears idealistic.
  • Grummir Oatfoot is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled ostler. He appears unreliable.
  • Dimush Skullcrusher The Brave is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre alchemist. He appears intimidating.
  • Micke Chrishews is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre vintner. It appears deluded.
  • Mickry Castter is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a mocked carpenter. She appears thick.
  • Davey Peterman is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted apothecary. He appears clumsy.
  • Mumakh Legsnapper is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mocked carpenter. He appears boastful.
  • Donry Roseston is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a gifted professor. She appears authoritarian.
  • Bororin Dullmail is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled smith. He appears intimidating.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Kokuh Backsnapper, an idealistic female half-orc. She is a fighter who is seeking honest work.
  • Arorin Smokeguard, a lonely female half-dwarf. She is an expert who is seeing the world.
  • Kudurg Neckcracker, a forbidding male half-orc. He is a rogue who is on a mission for diplomacy.
  • Thorgan Lightninghammer, an intimidated male half-dwarf. He is a barbarian who is cleaning out a slum.
  • Snorbor Bluemail, an exhausted female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is following the voices.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Eddyvista:

  • The Wiley Road Shoppe [+]
  • The Ripped Peddler Inc. [+]
  • The Horny Eagle Shoppe [+]
  • The Dwarven Wand Shoppe [+]
  • The Sterling Cloak Studio [+]
  • The Playful Cock Youth Hostel [+]
  • The Highlighted Wagon Star Gazers [+]
  • The Elven Lotus Money Lenders [+]
  • The Glaring Peacock Inc. [+]
  • The Drowned Monkey Herbalist [+]
  • The Dancing Bunk Inc. [+]
  • The Happy Thunderbird Millers [+]
  • The Noisy Toad Inc. [+]
  • The Grizzly Axe Wharf [+]
  • The Slippery Frogs Textiles [+]