Welcome to Lanestone Park!

Lanestone Park is known for the following resources:

• Spider clusters that are feared by wenches.
• Plentiful magic palm oil trees that are frequented by vampires.
• Abundant wild ape troops that are visited frequently by kittens.
• A magical castle inhabited by dangerous quails that are frequented by locals. Errigtars Eyllisgazer said one might dig up a chest containing platinum in a tomb nearby.
• Coconut harvests that are frequented by townspeople. Mick Simonore said somoeone said someone found piles of kitten mittens in a well.
• Creepy cocoa bean plantations that are visited frequently by travelers.
• Paltry crow murders that are hunted by witches.

• Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact S'heral se Khalzor.
• Help Needed: Someone stole my magic candle. Find the louse, dead or alive. No pay until task is completed successfully. Guild membership required. Reward available. Contact Khugluzg Bonekiller.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Flu'k'morn.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Lomir Uglyriver.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Davey Benson.
• Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Faelenai Spiritshine.
• Bounty for homuncului, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Vor.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Cotxie Cobblegauge.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Mick Kleinill.
• Needed: Someone stole my wagon wheel. Find the louse, dead or alive. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ceriius Clawsinger.
• Missing tomatoes. We suspect imps are the culprit. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Joes Willeton.
• Help Wanted: Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Alelentars Aleanweave.
• Needed: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must submit to background check. Contact Daney Andreston for further details.
• whiskey tester wanted. Reward available. Contact S'herzor heh Yerssen for more information.
• Help Wanted: Missing bracelet. We suspect rabbits are the culprit. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Illlananae Windshadow if interested.
• Require an instructor learned in juggling to tutor my child. References required. Reward is a secret. Contact Nbunk Dreadrender for further details.
• Help! I have rabbits in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Experienced professionals only. Contact Cotrette Rocketjet.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. References required. Contact Halfamore Armiwind.
• stirge-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Amaelly Coldbrother to learn more.
• Help Needed: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. References required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Per Flowdrum if interested.
• Needed: sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Halleniyn Goldborne.

• Bobrus Athkan is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled banker. He appears gosipy.
• Rammuul Neckcracker is a female orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent good samaritan. She appears nihilistic.
• Elgrimne Overtoe is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled actor. She appears gluttonous.
• Loond Orangealtar is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a legendary sculptor. She appears jaded.
• Po Waterfellow is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a decent maidservant. She appears chatty.
• Maline Trillbridge is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled lawyer. She appears intimidating.
• Tavtoron Ragegan is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled cartwright. He appears contrarian.
• Adane Nimblegoat is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a gifted illuminator. He appears conspirational.
• Mal Burrowswolf is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a decent weaver. She appears deluded.
• Mickey Harley is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled weaver. She appears nervous.
• Jam Brofield is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent haymerchant. He appears chatty.
• Noostyes Lagranilg is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled brewer. He appears contrarian.
• Thartek Masthorn is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled bounty hunter. He appears authoritarian.
• Glulakh Moknor is a male orc who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled carpenter. He appears nosy.
• Eldido Orbarrel is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled outfitter. She appears egotistical.
• Krom Bonekiller is a male orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent astrologer. He appears outlandish.
• Tertra Domtalon is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a mediocre ship captain. She appears gambling.
• Ama Fattoe is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled watercarrier. She appears impatient.
• Telsil Dawngan is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled bowyer. She appears treasure-obsessed.
• Jakverani Whitecaller is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled outfitter. He appears embittered.
• Gillus Swiftgan is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a decent chickenbutcher. She appears jesterly.
• Burunlia Oatis is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled cartwright. He appears greedy.
• Tolcoly Millman is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a decent roofer. He appears gambling.
• Klib Headcracker is a male orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre brewer. He appears greedy.
• Khos Bonekiller is a female orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre messenger. She appears outlandish.
• Balgan Lightningcavern is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent porter. He appears guilty.

• Yerssen se Yerzor, an apologetic female lizardfolk. She is an adept who is finding a missing artifact.
• James Giacoden, a flirtatious female half-elf. She is an expert who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Ardra Stormtalon, a scattered male minotaur. He is a fighter who is finding a missing friend.
• Ghrizer, a shifty male troglodyte. He is a fighter who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Joey Carey, a nosy male half-orc. He is a fighter who is seeing the world.
• Lobin Roarbridge, a resentful male deep dwarf. He is an adept who is finding a missing nemesis.
• Grimdor Broadaltar, a greedy male dwarf. He is an expert who is traveling with a diplomat.
• Anka, an idealistic male troglodyte. He is a warrior who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Jory Blackall, a clumsy female human. She is an adept who is seeing the world.
• Tudot Cleaverhost, a deluded female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is here to buy spices.
• Porraz, an authoritarian male troglodyte. He is a warrior who is seeing the city.
• Kzadr Rockshredder, a healthy male hobgoblin. He is an aristocrat who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
• Mickes Tramcombe, a jaded female human. She is a fighter who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
• Komd Foulmaw, a cowed female goblin. She is a warrior who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Meb Bigdoom, a helpful male goblin. He is a warrior who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Niz, a mocking male kobold. He is a warrior who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Vaz, a healthy male kobold. He is a warrior who is here to destroy a misconception.

These establishments worthy of mention in Lanestone Park:

• The Open Bunk Bows R Us [+] The Open Bunk Bows R Us is a large, smelly-looking bowyer. The building faces south with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and three windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a resentful minotaur named Baitek Tesbreaker. The bowyer is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the bowyer. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Mug Temple [+] The Deadly Mug Temple is a normal sized, dusty-looking brothel. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a masonry storefront, and two windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by an idealistic halfling named Tol Trilltalker. The brothel is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see barely clothed women, you hear loud moaning, and you smell perfume. There are 5 customers in the brothel. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Virgin Healers [+] The Divine Virgin Healers is a large, dusty-looking clinic. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, clean windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a sick halfling named Falgrim Brushbrook. The clinic is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the clinic. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Thunderbird Fish Camp [+] The Boiling Thunderbird Fish Camp is a normal sized, crowded-looking fishery. The building faces northeast with two windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a territorial orc named Kuggagh Necksnapper. The fishery is known for fair prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There is 1 customer in the fishery. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Honest Cloak Shoppe [+] The Honest Cloak Shoppe is a huge, clean-looking apothecary. The building faces northeast with round windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an egotistical half-dwarf named Jo Harell. The apothecary is known for varying prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, you smell fresh herbs, and you hear a cat mewing. There are 2 customers in the apothecary. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Cat Shrine [+] The Worn Cat Shrine is a normal sized, neat-looking shrine. The building faces northeast with stained windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a prejudiced orc named Blogtok Skullbreaker. The shrine is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the shrine. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Thug Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Puking Thug Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a typical sized, neat-looking bucklery. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a patriotic orc named Blitz Skullcrusher. The bucklery is known for varying prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the bucklery. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Tree Grave Diggers [+] The Warm Tree Grave Diggers is a small, messy-looking graveyard. The building faces southwest with many windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a skeptical orc named Ozmm Bonebreaker. The graveyard is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the graveyard. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Hops Inc. [+] The Ripped Hops Inc. is a small, cluttered-looking townhouse. The building faces south with round windows, a roof made from tile, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a chatty orc named Thrus Bonekiller. The townhouse is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the townhouse. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Crazy Goblins Inc. [+] The Crazy Goblins Inc. is an average sized, clean-looking warehouse. The building faces east with no windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a pious orc named Ubb Armkiller. The warehouse is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the warehouse. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Cloak Arena [+] The Purple Cloak Arena is an average sized, crowded-looking bleacher. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and broken windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a worrying orc named Gutgob Legkiller. The bleacher is known for very high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the bleacher. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Highlighted Crow Magic Eye Piece [+] The Highlighted Crow Magic Eye Piece is a typical sized, packed-looking astrologer. The building faces northwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and round windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a jaded halfling named Perne Quicklock. The astrologer is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see lots of charts with arcaine writing on them. There are 3 customers in the astrologer. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Laughing Dead Cart Repairs [+] The Laughing Dead Cart Repairs is a normal sized, smelly-looking cartwright. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, stained windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an embittered half-dwarf named Dane Kleining. The cartwright is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 5 customers in the cartwright. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Hall Inc. [+] The Refuge Hall Inc. is a huge, dirty-looking townhouse. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a cowed minotaur named Delomtha Windganthi. The townhouse is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the townhouse. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Thirsty Peacock Temple [+] The Thirsty Peacock Temple is a typical sized, damp-looking temple. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and no windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a scattered halfling named Serbarddo Chubbleaf. The temple is known for steep prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 4 customers in the temple. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Greyhound Bags [+] The Olde Greyhound Bags is a normal sized, tidy-looking pursemaker. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, small windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a boastful halfling named Tolco Kalliwind. The pursemaker is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the pursemaker. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Chicken Bucket Farms [+] The Chicken Bucket Farms is a normal sized, filthy-looking haymerchant. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, many windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patriotic halfling named Be Millstoat. The haymerchant is known for fair prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the haymerchant. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Whirling Pipe Butchers [+] The Whirling Pipe Butchers is an average sized, clean-looking butchershop. The building faces southeast with small windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an authoritarian halfling named Permira Highman. The butchershop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the butchershop. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Red Hops Gaol [+] The Red Hops Gaol is a huge, neat-looking jailhouse. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a mud storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by an efficient halfling named Cone Talltan. The jailhouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the jailhouse. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Glaring Rock Inc. [+] The Glaring Rock Inc. is a huge, dirty-looking weaponshop. The building faces east with small windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by an outlandish orc named Kubbum Bonecrusher The Gray. The weaponshop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the weaponshop. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Punchin' Harpoon Locksmith [+] The Punchin' Harpoon Locksmith is a huge, damp-looking locksmith. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, round windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guarded half-dwarf named Borbul Feastcask. The locksmith is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the locksmith. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Strangled Wench Dry Goods [+] The Strangled Wench Dry Goods is a huge, smelly-looking general store. The building faces northeast with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a smug half-dwarf named Arbul Holyriver. The general store is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 3 customers in the general store. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Tree Inc. [+] The Crooked Tree Inc. is a small, neat-looking smokehouse. The building faces north with no windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a beligerent minotaur named Sektred Athspire. The smokehouse is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the smokehouse. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Goblins Chop House [+] The Royal Goblins Chop House is a huge, neat-looking cutlery shop. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, round windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a vengeful orc named Rrakak Armbreaker. The cutlery shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the cutlery shop. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sloppy Wench Study [+] The Sloppy Wench Study is an average sized, disgusting-looking library. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, a few windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a smitten halfling named Elda Warmhill. The library is known for varying prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the library. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fumbling Boar Fine Books [+] The Fumbling Boar Fine Books is a normal sized, packed-looking bookstore. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a helpful halfling named Hilgrinne Goodhill. The bookstore is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the bookstore. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.