Welcome to San Bladewater!

San Bladewater is known for the following resources:

• A magical cave inhabited by wild bats that are feared by witches. The locals speak of a stash of silver in a nearby pit.
• Palm oil trees that are hunted by vampires.
• Hemp fields that are feared by witches. Rumors tell of a chest containing emeralds hidden around somewhere.

• Help Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Durond Tinplate.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact LeDav Smithey.
• Bounty for imps, dead or alive. Special attire required. Opportunity to earn a title. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Cirira Winterstalker.
• Help Wanted: Expert seeks apprentice. Reward available. Must be clean. Contact Dan Franman.
• Someone stole my puppy. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Morest Oatwind for further details.
• Looking for something new? Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Experienced professionals only. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Obbb Backsnapper The Strong for further details.
• rabbits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Filnallleu Keengazer.
• Bored? I have carniverous butterflies in my basement, plz halp! Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Togtakh Armsnapper for more details.
• grigs-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Must be clean. Contact Thrabbagh Skullcracker.
• Needed: Someone stole my shoe. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Rugexn Brainmaw for more details.
• Bored? A passing Aristocrat is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Uddut Armbreaker for more information.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Must be quick on your feet. Reward is a secret. Contact Coinada Leamidas.

• Don Danfield is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent cartwright. He appears battle-ready.
• Yordor Opalstream is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent smith. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Hilda Hairypipe is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled woodseller. She appears intimidating.
• Donic Bronson is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled wagoneer. He appears giddy.
• Snorond Smartbarrel is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent professor. She appears accusatory.
• Bardor Doughhair is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent cheesemaker. He appears smug.
• Aesnaltars Wavestalker is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted bleacher. She appears boastful.
• Jory Tramgton is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled professor. She appears nervous.
• Donic Jameer is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled tanner. She appears territorial.
• Abanir Smartslasher is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled smith. He appears insecure.
• Balgan Rustguard is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted sheriff. She appears idealistic.
• Lodal Platinumeye is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled social worker. He appears apologetic.
• Danry Brirough is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled timberwright. She appears gosipy.
• Jory Andrgan is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled locksmith. He appears fatalistic.
• Po Teabottle is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a skilled magic dealer. He appears greedy.

• Donic Petrorth, an idealistic male half-dwarf. He is a barbarian who is seeing the world.
• Ghutzorg Mokcracker, an intimidated female half-orc. She is a rogue who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Mickic Colewicz, a smug male human. He is an aristocrat who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Serdo Hillward, an intimidating female halfling. She is an expert who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Dones Francall, an insecure female half-dwarf. She is a cleric who is seeing the city.
• Tolgrin Prettywind, a cautious female halfling. She is a bard who is fleeing debtors.
• Skanir Wheelcutter, a jolly female dwarf. She is an adept who is cleaning out a monster infestation.

These establishments worthy of mention in San Bladewater:

• The Hungry Troll House of Law [+] The Hungry Troll House of Law is a huge, clean-looking barrister. The building faces east with many windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an idealistic halfling named Elne Coldleaf. The barrister is known for fair prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There are 3 customers in the barrister. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Stump Inc. [+] The Golden Stump Inc. is a small, damp-looking transportation. The building faces northeast with dirty windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed dwarf named Throgan Saltforge. The transportation is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the transportation. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Violet Princess Kennels [+] The Violet Princess Kennels is a huge, crowded-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces southwest with round windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a loud dwarf named Thromir Tigersword. The slaughterhouse is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the slaughterhouse. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Lonely Frog Inc. [+] The Lonely Frog Inc. is a small, dirty-looking winery. The building faces southwest with three windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a gluttonous half-dwarf named Dave Castorth. The winery is known for fair prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 5 customers in the winery. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Dry Song Shop [+] The Dry Song Shop is a large, damp-looking cobblershop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, a bamboo storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a mopey half-dwarf named Adabul Smartshield. The cobblershop is known for steep prices for the work there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you smell rthymic grinding, you see a kitten, and you hear a kitten mewing. There are 2 customers in the cobblershop. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Gritty Whisper Wharf [+] The Gritty Whisper Wharf is a huge, cluttered-looking boat for hire. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a gluttonous elf named Darhialas Killechaser. The boat for hire is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the boat for hire. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Dwarves Bakery [+] The Smithy Dwarves Bakery is a large, damp-looking bakery. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, many windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an embittered half-dwarf named Micke Southin. The bakery is known for next to nothing prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell scent fresh bread, you see hot buns, and you hear a kitten mewing. There are 3 customers in the bakery. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Wagon Inc. [+] The Lascivious Wagon Inc. is an average sized, messy-looking smithy. The building faces south with three windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a gluttonous dwarf named Drobul Feastsmelter. The smithy is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the smithy. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Ever-full Octopus Brewery [+] The Ever-full Octopus Brewery is a small, smelly-looking beer seller. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, stained windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a giddy halfling named Serine Oldburrow. The beer seller is known for very high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 4 customers in the beer seller. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Furious Badger Military School [+] The Furious Badger Military School is a normal sized, clean-looking school. The building faces northeast with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from thatch, and many windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a nihilistic half-dwarf named Yornir Blacktunnel. The school is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the school. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Twins Inc. [+] The Ripped Twins Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking townhouse. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and small windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a quiet dwarf named Bargar Copperstream. The townhouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the townhouse. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Mead Shoes [+] The Splintered Mead Shoes is a normal sized, disgusting-looking shoe shop. The building faces northeast with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and round windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an outlandish dwarf named Yormir Roararm. The shoe shop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see a kitten, you smell rthymic grinding, and you hear silence. There are 4 customers in the shoe shop. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Red Ulcer Work Camp [+] The Red Ulcer Work Camp is a normal sized, crowded-looking jailhouse. The building faces east with barred windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a homesick halfling named Malcob Talbody. The jailhouse is known for steep prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the jailhouse. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Rampaging Axe Group [+] The Rampaging Axe Group is an average sized, messy-looking armorsmithy. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guilty dwarf named Balrim Grayship. The armorsmithy is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you hear the sound of a forge, you smell a burning fire, and you see bit of armor in various states of repiar. There is 1 customer in the armorsmithy. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Imps Candle Maker [+] The Seven Imps Candle Maker is a huge, dusty-looking illuminator. The building faces south with clean windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a gluttonous dwarf named Drobor Armortunnel. The illuminator is known for very high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the illuminator. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.