Welcome to Geodale!

Geodale is known for the following resources:

• An old tower inhabited by vampire clams that are avoided by kittens.
• Magic hemp bales that are avoided by children. One might find bags of gold in a dungeon.
• Substantial woodpecker descents that are visited frequently by locals. Uldor Steelarm said one might find bags of diamonds in a nearby pit.
• Chinchilla colonies that are feared by wenches.

• Bored? Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Reward available. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Klilsh Backbreaker.
• Looking for something new? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen relic. Will reward you with a land deed. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Xromn Wormhost for further details.
• Want to earn some quick coin? caber-tossing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Must submit to background check. Contact S'hoorssen fe Yeral.
• Need a change of pace? caber-tossing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Aesttel Kennyrweaver if interested.
• Looking for work? A passing Bard is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Reward is a secret. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Kubgok Backsnapper The Red for more information.
• Help! Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gillios Whitechaser if interested.
• Looking for something new? Fighter seeks apprentice. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Kiap Rocknut.
• Looking for something new? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. May include some hazards. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Zog Evilkill for more details.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for rare rust rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jo VanBarston.
• Help Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome squirrels required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kzomn Nightdamn.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Vor.
• Help Needed: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. No previous experience required. Contact Joes Whitidge.
• Help Needed: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Nozg Legripper.

• Adaina Cobblewink is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a renowned illuminator. She appears gambling.
• Carxie Gyroscope is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled shoemaker. She appears beligerent.
• Garorin Drakehead is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre teamster. He appears clumsy.
• Careno Wobbblast is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent miller. She appears smitten.
• Balril Steelanvil is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre tailor. He appears loud.
• Perly Tearoarer is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned bowyer. She appears spiteful.
• Jamic Jamenson is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled woodcarver. She appears contrarian.
• Joic Davidhews is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre bounty hunter. He appears skeptical.
• Drokon Silverknee is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre pursemaker. She appears worrying.
• Ulag Bearvein is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled cheesemaker. He appears boastful.
• Ulril Grayaxe is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled miller. She appears violent.
• Mick Wilton is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent bather. He appears violent.
• Thorbor Opalslasher is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent cutler. He appears guilty.
• Tomeno Coggleblast is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled bookseller. He appears prejudiced.
• Jun Electrosprocket is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a gifted librarian. He appears loud.
• Darlaninne Goldsong is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a legendary porter. He appears treasure-obsessed.

• Tolne Leajay, a deluded male halfling. He is a paladin who is on a mission from the gods.
• Gorgin Coralgem, a sick male half-dwarf. He is a paladin who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Hewwan Wobbfiz, a nihilistic female gnome. She is a bard who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Faevariyn Arkeneasinger, a forbidding male elf. He is an adept who is here to buy slaves.
• Mally Wetlady, a homesick female halfling. She is a druid who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Wiz Tiddlybun, a clumsy female gnome. She is an aristocrat who is delivering a message to a scholar.

These establishments worthy of mention in Geodale:

• The Shining Halflings Timber Mill [+] The Shining Halflings Timber Mill is an average sized, dirty-looking lumbermill. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, no windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jesterly gnome named Hewnk Fusewink. The lumbermill is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 5 customers in the lumbermill. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Octopus Bindary [+] The Shining Octopus Bindary is a large, smelly-looking bookbinder. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, large windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an unreliable elf named Haalanava Duskstrike. The bookbinder is known for fair prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see books and papers everywhere and you smell old parchment. There are 2 customers in the bookbinder. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Beauty Money Lenders [+] The Elven Beauty Money Lenders is a normal sized, disgusting-looking bank. The building faces south with a brick storefront, two windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a grieving half-elf named James Andrwood. The bank is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear muffled voices from the back, you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, and you smell earth. There is 1 customer in the bank. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wobblin' Heart Construction [+] The Wobblin' Heart Construction is a large, cluttered-looking roofer. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, no windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mocking dwarf named Baldal Clawmug. The roofer is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the roofer. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Cloak Inc. [+] The Ripped Cloak Inc. is a typical sized, damp-looking townhouse. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, dirty windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a self-obsessed gnome named Ninvin Wobbgadget. The townhouse is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the townhouse. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Naughty Dragon Gloves [+] The Naughty Dragon Gloves is a small, disgusting-looking glove shop. The building faces south with no windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fashion concious dwarf named Borkon Strongstomach. The glove shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the glove shop. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Laughing Widowers Hats Shop [+] The Laughing Widowers Hats Shop is a small, packed-looking hat shop. The building faces south with a few windows, a roof made from tile, and a stone storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a lovelorn half-dwarf named Dav Shene. The hat shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the hat shop. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Hops Shoppe [+] The Angry Hops Shoppe is a typical sized, packed-looking cheeseshop. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, no windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a solemn half-elf named Joey Southwood. The cheeseshop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, you hear yelling in the back, and you see many wheels of chese. There are 3 customers in the cheeseshop. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Strangled Wench Dry Goods [+] The Strangled Wench Dry Goods is a small, messy-looking general store. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a few windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a giddy elf named Haalenlas Leafsight. The general store is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the general store. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Last Eagle Hatters [+] The Last Eagle Hatters is a small, clean-looking hat shop. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and clean windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a clumsy elf named Larrigtel Orlewing. The hat shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the hat shop. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Ugly Bunch Designs [+] The Ugly Bunch Designs is a typical sized, neat-looking engineering firm. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, many windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a territorial half-dwarf named Ulorin Dullmail. The engineering firm is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the engineering firm. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Crate Shoppe [+] The Shining Crate Shoppe is a huge, orderly-looking bookbinder. The building faces northwest with round windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jolly halfling named Falgrinly Tallmidas. The bookbinder is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell old parchment and you see books and papers everywhere. There are 2 customers in the bookbinder. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wandering Rose Furs [+] The Wandering Rose Furs is an average sized, tidy-looking furtrade. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a mud storefront, and many windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forgetful half-dwarf named Drodor Ironmug. The furtrade is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the furtrade. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered Flame Worship House [+] The Tattered Flame Worship House is a huge, damp-looking temple. The building faces southeast with two windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a guilty half-elf named Jamey Petrord. The temple is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the temple. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Ever-full Turkey Brewery [+] The Ever-full Turkey Brewery is a large, orderly-looking beer seller. The building faces east with clean windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a guarded elf named Gaeriglleu Silversight. The beer seller is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 2 customers in the beer seller. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Vulgar Princess Furs [+] The Vulgar Princess Furs is a large, tidy-looking furtrade. The building faces north with a stone storefront, a roof made from turf, and tiny windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an exhausted elf named Fillenanae Dawneye. The furtrade is known for very high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the furtrade. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.